ext_383070 ([identity profile] frolicndetour.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2008-07-16 03:07 am

All These Revolutionaries Will Only Break Your Heart, by Jennyo (PG-13/R)

Fandom: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA (NEW)/THE BOONDOCKS
Pairing: Gen
Length: 4K+
Author on LJ: [personal profile] jennyo
Why this must be read: You'll laugh a lot.

"These white people is gangsta, Huey," Riley said earnestly, after a day of shaking down kids for lunch money (which they didn't have) and information (which they had too much of). "You know what my girl Laura Roslin did when one of them Cylon n*ggas pissed her off? I mean, back when she was president. She put him out an AIRLOCK. For REAL, that shit is gangsta."

I wasn't buying it. "It's not gangsta; it's an unethical way to silence political dissent," I said. "How else is she in any way gangsta?"

"My girl went to jail. Tell me that ain't gangsta," Riley said. "She went to jail and then she busted out with her BOY Apollo, who pulled a gun on a n*gga to represent! And then they hooked up with that Zarek, who is, like, real gangsta for a white boy, and stuck it to Adama! And then, and then, she and her boy started a war, not just like East Coast/West Coast, but a big ol' space war, and then Adama had to go to her side -- and that's real, y'all."


All These Revolutionaries Will Only Break Your Heart

[identity profile] rani23.livejournal.com 2008-07-16 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
AWESOME! Great rec!!!! :)

[identity profile] tacky-tramp.livejournal.com 2008-07-16 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for this rec! My boyfriend hates fanfic but loves BSG and The Boondocks, and I forced him to read this, much to his delight!

Also, edited for GIP.
Edited 2008-07-16 19:29 (UTC)

[identity profile] tacky-tramp.livejournal.com 2008-07-16 10:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I sort of want to make an animated one with Riley and Starbuck, because seriously, every time I think about her threatening to beat him up, and him replying, "N*gga, I'm EIGHT!!!" I completely lose my shit. XD

[identity profile] tacky-tramp.livejournal.com 2008-07-18 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. :)

Stupid 40K limit!