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crack_van2004-02-28 10:57 pm
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"Eleven Letter Words" Series by Helena Handbasket (PG - R)
Fandom: SMALLVILLE
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
hhandbasket
Author Website: Handbasket Holidays
Why this must be read:
After all my perversity and angst, I promised to leave you on a happy note this month, and here it is. If this series doesn’t make you fall in love with the Clex (and frankly, Helena Handbasket), then you are just a cold hearted bitch. And you can consider that a double dog dare!!
This early series - in which Lex takes his young, strapping, farmboy friend camping - seems to get overlooked on most rec pages, but when I linked it in my LJ a few months ago people came out of the woodwork to tell me they were some of their very favorite stories too, and some of the funniest fic they’d ever read, in any fandom.
You will giggle maniacally as, after a priceless “incident” in the Denny’s fic, Lex displays his utter evil genius by mentally running complex probability formulas on Clark’s possible attraction to him (and how he might improve his odds), while Clark hides in the men’s room and spazzes.
Not. To. Be. Missed.
Eleven Letter Words (24K)
Botta Secreta (16K)
The Denny’s Napkin Incident (44K)
Please Do Not Tease the Boy Scouts (112K)
Quietus Interruptus (80K)
This is my last rec this month (so sad!) and while it's v.v. important to feedback the authors of all these wonderful stories, it's much more important to let *me* know how you liked them!! Did I snare any new converts?! *slavers*
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Author on LJ:
hhandbasketAuthor Website: Handbasket Holidays
Why this must be read:
After all my perversity and angst, I promised to leave you on a happy note this month, and here it is. If this series doesn’t make you fall in love with the Clex (and frankly, Helena Handbasket), then you are just a cold hearted bitch. And you can consider that a double dog dare!!
This early series - in which Lex takes his young, strapping, farmboy friend camping - seems to get overlooked on most rec pages, but when I linked it in my LJ a few months ago people came out of the woodwork to tell me they were some of their very favorite stories too, and some of the funniest fic they’d ever read, in any fandom.
You will giggle maniacally as, after a priceless “incident” in the Denny’s fic, Lex displays his utter evil genius by mentally running complex probability formulas on Clark’s possible attraction to him (and how he might improve his odds), while Clark hides in the men’s room and spazzes.
Not. To. Be. Missed.
Eleven Letter Words (24K)
Botta Secreta (16K)
The Denny’s Napkin Incident (44K)
Please Do Not Tease the Boy Scouts (112K)
Quietus Interruptus (80K)
This is my last rec this month (so sad!) and while it's v.v. important to feedback the authors of all these wonderful stories, it's much more important to let *me* know how you liked them!! Did I snare any new converts?! *slavers*