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Angel/Arrested Development (PG-13)
Title: Zombies Are a Girl's Best Friend by Jennifer-Oksana
Pairing: Michael/Lilah (Wesley/Lilah, Buster/Lilah)
Length: 6,500 words
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jennyo
Author Website: Jennifer Oksana's: new site, old site
Why this must be read: Lindsay Bluth's best friend, Lilah Morgan, comes back from the dead after some chop-chop, and sets her sights on Michael. And then Gob decides she must be a zombie. Unintended hilarity ensues, as usual. jennyo does a great job capturing the style and comedy of Arrested Development, and I would so kill to see this episode on TV.
“Yes, I’m back and better than ever,” Lilah said, sitting down next to Michael. “I spent six months tanning in some toasty-hot southern regions and let me tell you, I’m through with heat waves! But on the plus side, I’ve got the body of a twenty-five-year old now, and it’s something to behold when I’m all done up.”
Lindsay and Michael laughed appreciatively, not quite getting it. “I bet that crazy boyfriend of yours will be so jealous,” Lindsay said. “What was his name, Wesley? What a bastard.”
Lilah’s face darkened slightly. “Yes, Wesley,” she said. “Actually, I’m kind of avoiding him, because the last thing I need in my life are sexy, scruffy British men who are great at [BLEEP], no matter how much they also know how to shoot, fence, and drive a sports car at 100 miles an hour while [BLEEP]. You know?”
Tobias, bug-eyed, coughed. Lindsay blinked, off-put by Lilah’s lengthy description of her ex’s sexual prowess, and then smiled as if she hadn’t been.
“Yeah, hate that kind of guy,” she said. “We’ll just have to find you someone cute and sane.”
“I’m sure we’ll have no problem,” Lilah said, flashing Michael a toothy grin. “Now, tell me all about what’s going on with your family, because I’m here for the Bluth family.”
Zombies Are a Girl's Best Friend
Pairing: Michael/Lilah (Wesley/Lilah, Buster/Lilah)
Length: 6,500 words
Author on LJ:
jennyoAuthor Website: Jennifer Oksana's: new site, old site
Why this must be read: Lindsay Bluth's best friend, Lilah Morgan, comes back from the dead after some chop-chop, and sets her sights on Michael. And then Gob decides she must be a zombie. Unintended hilarity ensues, as usual. jennyo does a great job capturing the style and comedy of Arrested Development, and I would so kill to see this episode on TV.
“Yes, I’m back and better than ever,” Lilah said, sitting down next to Michael. “I spent six months tanning in some toasty-hot southern regions and let me tell you, I’m through with heat waves! But on the plus side, I’ve got the body of a twenty-five-year old now, and it’s something to behold when I’m all done up.”
Lindsay and Michael laughed appreciatively, not quite getting it. “I bet that crazy boyfriend of yours will be so jealous,” Lindsay said. “What was his name, Wesley? What a bastard.”
Lilah’s face darkened slightly. “Yes, Wesley,” she said. “Actually, I’m kind of avoiding him, because the last thing I need in my life are sexy, scruffy British men who are great at [BLEEP], no matter how much they also know how to shoot, fence, and drive a sports car at 100 miles an hour while [BLEEP]. You know?”
Tobias, bug-eyed, coughed. Lindsay blinked, off-put by Lilah’s lengthy description of her ex’s sexual prowess, and then smiled as if she hadn’t been.
“Yeah, hate that kind of guy,” she said. “We’ll just have to find you someone cute and sane.”
“I’m sure we’ll have no problem,” Lilah said, flashing Michael a toothy grin. “Now, tell me all about what’s going on with your family, because I’m here for the Bluth family.”
Zombies Are a Girl's Best Friend