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The Mouth You Wear by Amy (R)
Fandom: ANGEL
Pairing: Fred/Lilah
Length: 3,600 words
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fox1013
Author Website: Inner Geekdom, but there's nothing on it really
Why this must be read: There isn't enough Fred/Lilah out there, and at this point in time I highly doubt there ever will be. But the fic that is out there is quite good, like this one. If I had to describe Fred/Lilah in one word, it would be 'tense'. Amy proceeds to really dig into that tension by throwing Fred into Hell, complete with snark, Wesley cat-fighting and roommate!Lilah doing her best to unnerve Fred.
"Just because I'm curious," Fred said. "If I smacked the hell out of you, would that raise me to purgatory?"
"Nah," Lilah said. "Won't even get you a promotion at work. Last time someone tried it, my head fell off, and let me tell you, that's a bitch to reattach. Last I heard, the guy ended up spending a year having his intestines routinely being ripped out. Like, they never ended. And then he got moved from upper law offices to taxi driver." Lilah smiled a little. "It's funny how those things work out." She bared her neck. "On second thought? Go for it. I could use a personal assistant."
The Mouth You Wear
Pairing: Fred/Lilah
Length: 3,600 words
Author on LJ:
fox1013Author Website: Inner Geekdom, but there's nothing on it really
Why this must be read: There isn't enough Fred/Lilah out there, and at this point in time I highly doubt there ever will be. But the fic that is out there is quite good, like this one. If I had to describe Fred/Lilah in one word, it would be 'tense'. Amy proceeds to really dig into that tension by throwing Fred into Hell, complete with snark, Wesley cat-fighting and roommate!Lilah doing her best to unnerve Fred.
"Just because I'm curious," Fred said. "If I smacked the hell out of you, would that raise me to purgatory?"
"Nah," Lilah said. "Won't even get you a promotion at work. Last time someone tried it, my head fell off, and let me tell you, that's a bitch to reattach. Last I heard, the guy ended up spending a year having his intestines routinely being ripped out. Like, they never ended. And then he got moved from upper law offices to taxi driver." Lilah smiled a little. "It's funny how those things work out." She bared her neck. "On second thought? Go for it. I could use a personal assistant."
The Mouth You Wear