crack_van | Circle Dance by Chris (Adult)

Fandom: HIGHLANDER
Pairing: Duncan/Methos
Length: ~18,700 words
Author on LJ: unknown
Author Website: Chris's Fiction on the Taterville Listings
Why this must be read:
Circle Dance is a wonderful story, set in the future where an irritatingly charm filled Duncan, under a pseudonym, decided to win over Methos, who is also under a pseudonym of course. Its long and satisfying with Duncan and his large presence, with some help from the neighbor's cat, slowly insinuating his way into the new life Methos has set for himself- with the old man protesting every step of the way as usual. Methinks the man doth protest too much.

"What the hell are you doing?" Aidan demanded, hands on hips.

"Smartening up our frontage," Scott said brightly, brandishing the hedge-clippers. "I noticed it was looking a bit scruffy. Can't have that, can we?"

Briefly Aidan wondered how long it would take to remove Scott's head with those clippers. "There was nothing wrong with the hedge," he snapped. "You do realise you're damaging Omega's property, don't you? They could evict you for this," he added, relishing the thought.

"Oh, come off it," Scott said, grinning infuriatingly. "You own Omega, for God's sake, and years ago you said to me 'Mi casa es tu casa.' Remember?"

"That was then and in a different country. This is now."

"Blah," Scott said, his grin becoming what Aidan could only describe as affectionate, "blah, blah, blah. I'm about to fix myself some lunch. Care to join me? Spanish omelette and salad?"

"Do you really think I can be bribed?" Aidan sneered, ignoring the interested rumble from his stomach.

"By food? Every time. I've got some bottles of Newcastle Brown and Theakstons Old Peculiar chilling."

"Bugger off, Scott!"

"Okay. Come round in half an hour. See you."

Circle Dance