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Hate (to the power of 13) by ijemanja (R)
Fandom: House, M.D
Pairing: Amber/Thirteen
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ijemanja
Author Website: @ LJ
Why this must be read:
And sometimes you just want to read fun, awesome hatesex featuring girls who don't particularly like each other but can't seem to stay away from each other (and feel the need to proclaim their dislike of each other. LOUDLY). And when you do, there is no other pairing on the show that is as much fun as Amber/Thirteen. Post-4.09 (and now the Season Four finale), the pairing has a lot of angst potential, but this story is about the *fun* part, where Amber and Thirteen are awesome and bitchy and competitive, even as they have sex with each other. The voices are perfect; the humour incredible.
Amber really hates Thirteen.
So, naturally, she follows Thirteen to her hotel. It's kind of like stalking, sure, but it's also totally something that House would do, and Thirteen wants to work with House, so it's not like she could complain if she knew.
See, Amber's strategy worked. House did fire the women, and since she wasn't one of the women, she didn't get fired. Except he kept Thirteen and not only was that not part of the strategy, it didn't make any sense. Still doesn't.
She's pretty damn sure if she'd been the one who screwed up and killed their patient (and his dog) she would have been fired. So, so fired.
Which brings her back to Thirteen.
She really hates Thirteen.
If you, like me, cannot resist some good hate!sex, then pls to be reading this now.
Hate (to the power of 13).
Pairing: Amber/Thirteen
Author on LJ:
ijemanjaAuthor Website: @ LJ
Why this must be read:
And sometimes you just want to read fun, awesome hatesex featuring girls who don't particularly like each other but can't seem to stay away from each other (and feel the need to proclaim their dislike of each other. LOUDLY). And when you do, there is no other pairing on the show that is as much fun as Amber/Thirteen. Post-4.09 (and now the Season Four finale), the pairing has a lot of angst potential, but this story is about the *fun* part, where Amber and Thirteen are awesome and bitchy and competitive, even as they have sex with each other. The voices are perfect; the humour incredible.
Amber really hates Thirteen.
So, naturally, she follows Thirteen to her hotel. It's kind of like stalking, sure, but it's also totally something that House would do, and Thirteen wants to work with House, so it's not like she could complain if she knew.
See, Amber's strategy worked. House did fire the women, and since she wasn't one of the women, she didn't get fired. Except he kept Thirteen and not only was that not part of the strategy, it didn't make any sense. Still doesn't.
She's pretty damn sure if she'd been the one who screwed up and killed their patient (and his dog) she would have been fired. So, so fired.
Which brings her back to Thirteen.
She really hates Thirteen.
If you, like me, cannot resist some good hate!sex, then pls to be reading this now.
Hate (to the power of 13).