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The Very Secret Diary of the Pelican by Odsbodkins (R)
Fandom: DRAKE’S VENTURE
Ship: The Pelican
Length: ~400 words
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
odsbodkins
Author Website: None
Why this must be read: For a fandom as tragic as Drake’s Venture, there is a surprising amount of over-the-top crackfic. This hilarious short by Odsbodkins gives us an entirely new perspective on Drake’s circumnavigation – through the eyes – uh, masts? – of the Pelican, soon to be renamed Golden Hinde.
Day 23
Doughtie is back and Drake has gone away. Trying to 'command'. No-one commands me except Francis Motherf**king Drake. I'd sink just to spite him, if it wasn't for the indignity of becoming a coral reef.
The Very Secret Diary of the Pelican
Ship: The Pelican
Length: ~400 words
Author on LJ:
odsbodkins Author Website: None
Why this must be read: For a fandom as tragic as Drake’s Venture, there is a surprising amount of over-the-top crackfic. This hilarious short by Odsbodkins gives us an entirely new perspective on Drake’s circumnavigation – through the eyes – uh, masts? – of the Pelican, soon to be renamed Golden Hinde.
Day 23
Doughtie is back and Drake has gone away. Trying to 'command'. No-one commands me except Francis Motherf**king Drake. I'd sink just to spite him, if it wasn't for the indignity of becoming a coral reef.
The Very Secret Diary of the Pelican