ext_12043 ([identity profile] aesposito.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2008-10-21 02:13 pm
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Courtship by Pepper (PG)

Fandom: STARSKY AND HUTCH
Pairing: Starsky/Hutch
Length: One-shot
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] pepper_ckua
Author Website: Kassidy's Slash Starsky and Hutch site
Why this must be read:

If Starsky were a peacock, he’d flex his gluteal muscles to erect and spread the quills of his technicolor tail.

Instead Starsky pours himself into his jeans and wears the jacket he knows makes Hutch look twice.

If Hutch were a bull penguin, he’d lean over and vomit softly into the mouth of his true love.

Instead, Hutch allows Starsky to reach over and grab a fry off his plate, to drink his coffee and to sometimes take the food right out of his own mouth.



Do you really need any further reason to read this lovely one-shot? Really?

Courtship

[identity profile] pepper-ckua.livejournal.com 2008-10-21 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! That's my story!

fellow mammal,
Pepper

[identity profile] droolfangrrl.livejournal.com 2008-10-22 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
The crack level of just this snippet has me in awe ma'am.

[identity profile] thenetwork.livejournal.com 2008-10-22 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
And a fine story it is. I enjoyed it thoroughly. Thank you much.

[identity profile] pepper-ckua.livejournal.com 2008-10-22 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, thanks! I aim to serve up cracky crack. :-D

[identity profile] pepper-ckua.livejournal.com 2008-10-22 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
And growl back at you and with a flick of my barbed tail. :-)

[identity profile] pepper-ckua.livejournal.com 2008-10-22 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
We're all just animals at heart, and at other things. Thanks for reading and commenting.
Pepper