You Be The Alcohol, I'll Be The Hangover by flash_indie (NC17)

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Fandom: BANDOM (The Cab)
Pairing: Cash Colligan/Alex "Singer" DeLeon
Length: +12k
Author on LJ: flash_indie
Author website: "bandom" tag
Why this must be read:

I read this fic not realising that it is canon! Highschool and love/hate, and douchy boys finding something in common. It's a lovely fic in a section of Bandom that is growing more and more popular.


Cash is selfish and a flirt and has an ego that needs its own space on the class roll call. He plays people like Alex plays Uno and the entire school is totally blind to it. They think Cash is entirely non-douchey, maybe even a little cool and they hang out with him and invite him to shit and Alex has no idea why which, okay, is not entirely true.

If Alex were to be honest, he’d say that he and Cash are really living out completely different high school experiences. This is mostly because Alex has braces, Alex has long, curly hair and Alex has the body of maybe a twelve-year-old girl only, y’know, with a penis and no developing breasts.

Cash has none of these things apart from like, a dick. Cash is also charismatic, Cash is funny and okay, if Alex were a chick maybe he’d see like, aesthetically, the appeal of Cash.

For the record, Alex isn’t a chick.


You Be The Alcohol, I'll Be The Hangover