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Bizarre Love Triangle by Twistedlyn (NC-17)
Fandom: SMALLVILLE
Pairing: Clark Kent/Chloe Sullivan/Bizarro
Length: series of seven one-shots, about 20k words
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twistedlyn
Author Website: http://two-of-us.svtometropolis.com/viewuser.php?uid=25
Why this must be read: It's crack fic in the very best sense. Sexy, hilarious, and with tongue-firmly in cheek,twistedlyn aka Firebunny has taken a rarely seen OT3 and turned it not only into a running commentary of the many plotholes and nonsense twists of canonical Smallville but also a rollicking romp between Chloe Sullivan and her boys. Also, it's been a great source of information on all those important holidays like Perihelion or Teddy Bear Picnic Day.
Chloe holds up a white teddy bear. It wears a tweed jacket and matching skirt. “This is Katherine Meyer Graham,” she says proudly.
“Wow. What a unique and imaginative name.” Clark sounds impressed. He’s such a simpleton. “How did you ever make up such a unique name?”
“I didn’t,” Chloe admits. “Katherine Meyer Graham is actually one of the most famous women in newspaper history. She was the owner and publisher of the Washington Post during the Watergate era. She was also the subject of one of the best known threats in American journalistic history. Nixon’s Attorney General, John Mitchell warned--”
“Who cares about all that?” Bizarro interrupts. “That sweet piece of fluff needs to hike up her skirt and show a little more leg.”
Chloe protectively hugs her teddy bear to her chest. “Katherine Meyer Graham is a respected business woman. She is a symbol of integrity and courage. She’s not going to hike up her skirt.”
“Oh,” Bizarro groans. “There is nothing good about this day.”
“Did you bring a teddy bear?” Clark asks.
“What do you think?” Bizarro snaps.
“I think you did.”
“Of course I did.” Bizarro produces his teddy bear for the others to see. “I call him The Eviscerator.”
“He looks like Brown Teddy Bear,” Clark says, “except that he’s wearing leather instead of plaid.”
“I borrowed some of Brown Teddy Bear’s D.N.A to make him,” Bizarro explains.
Clark looks down at his teddy bear and gasps, “Is that why he’s missing an eye? Did you pluck out Brown Teddy Bear’s eye?!”
“The Eviscerator is Brown Teddy Bear,” Bizarro says, “just a little more bizarre.”
Bizarre Love Triangles
Pairing: Clark Kent/Chloe Sullivan/Bizarro
Length: series of seven one-shots, about 20k words
Author on LJ:
twistedlynAuthor Website: http://two-of-us.svtometropolis.com/viewuser.php?uid=25
Why this must be read: It's crack fic in the very best sense. Sexy, hilarious, and with tongue-firmly in cheek,
twistedlyn aka Firebunny has taken a rarely seen OT3 and turned it not only into a running commentary of the many plotholes and nonsense twists of canonical Smallville but also a rollicking romp between Chloe Sullivan and her boys. Also, it's been a great source of information on all those important holidays like Perihelion or Teddy Bear Picnic Day.Chloe holds up a white teddy bear. It wears a tweed jacket and matching skirt. “This is Katherine Meyer Graham,” she says proudly.
“Wow. What a unique and imaginative name.” Clark sounds impressed. He’s such a simpleton. “How did you ever make up such a unique name?”
“I didn’t,” Chloe admits. “Katherine Meyer Graham is actually one of the most famous women in newspaper history. She was the owner and publisher of the Washington Post during the Watergate era. She was also the subject of one of the best known threats in American journalistic history. Nixon’s Attorney General, John Mitchell warned--”
“Who cares about all that?” Bizarro interrupts. “That sweet piece of fluff needs to hike up her skirt and show a little more leg.”
Chloe protectively hugs her teddy bear to her chest. “Katherine Meyer Graham is a respected business woman. She is a symbol of integrity and courage. She’s not going to hike up her skirt.”
“Oh,” Bizarro groans. “There is nothing good about this day.”
“Did you bring a teddy bear?” Clark asks.
“What do you think?” Bizarro snaps.
“I think you did.”
“Of course I did.” Bizarro produces his teddy bear for the others to see. “I call him The Eviscerator.”
“He looks like Brown Teddy Bear,” Clark says, “except that he’s wearing leather instead of plaid.”
“I borrowed some of Brown Teddy Bear’s D.N.A to make him,” Bizarro explains.
Clark looks down at his teddy bear and gasps, “Is that why he’s missing an eye? Did you pluck out Brown Teddy Bear’s eye?!”
“The Eviscerator is Brown Teddy Bear,” Bizarro says, “just a little more bizarre.”
Bizarre Love Triangles