ext_15884 ([identity profile] hobsonphile.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2008-12-31 09:41 pm
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Those Who Wait by Mijmeraar

Fandom: M*A*S*H
Pairing: Hawkeye/BJ
Length: 955 words
Rating: PG-13
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] mijmeraar
Author Website: Unknown
Why this must be read:

A bored Hawkeye tries to entertain himself. Another very funny ensemble piece!



“It was you, wasn’t it Pierce?! I can’t believe I didn’t crash down your door the minute I found it missing. Oh you petty, pathetic little man I’m going to have your head in a sling for this!”

Hawkeye backs away from her angry fists, bumping into tables in the mess tent as they both weave around them, nearby people laughing as they always do, “Margaret, when I said ‘some entertainment’ I only meant a friendly game of Checkers!”

“Oh, I know your friendly, Pierce. I hear all about your friendly. If you want to feather your nest with my nurses, at least keep your dirty mitts off my lingerie!”

Hawkeye busts through the mess tent door and hears a tray clang against it in his wake.




Those Who Wait