rikes: Justin and Chris (Something absolutely wrong)
Rikes ([personal profile] rikes) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2009-01-29 04:52 pm
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Pizza is Overrated by misanthropretty (PG-ish)

Fandom: POPSLASH
Pairing: Justin/Chris
Length: 1,800
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Why this must be read:
Because it's like a perfect AU concentrate - relatively short, but just packed with awesomeness and snark. :)

Chris knew, without a shadow of doubt, that a proper second-hand bookstore needed to be small and dingy. He knew it needed erratic opening hours, semi-audible classical music (although talk radio was an acceptable alternative) and disgruntled staff who resented the very idea of making a sale. He knew, furthermore, that all such stores must be owned by short, grumpy misanthropes with egos roughly the size of Russia. Now it may have been the Russian ego thing, but Chris was pretty damn confident that he owned a pretty damn good bookstore, thank you very much.

The only problem - and it was a very tiny problem, really, just a small deviation from Standard Bookshop Protocol - was Justin.



Pizza is Overrated