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Gwynevere1 ([identity profile] gwynevere1.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2009-02-05 12:18 pm
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Love Nest by donutsweeper (G)

Fandom: TORCHWOOD
Pairing: None
Length: Drabble
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] donutsweeper
Author Website: [livejournal.com profile] alien_donuts; list and chronological guide to donutsweeper's crossover stories; and list of noncrossover stories by fandom
Why this must be read: Once, when I was about 10 years old, I had a giant chocolate chocolate-chip muffin. One of those muffins bigger than an adult man's fist, flowing its sugary goodness over the sides of its paper wrapper. I was going to eat it while watching television, so I took a folding chair out to serve as a "table" for the muffin. I put the muffin down on the chair, turned to pick up the remote, ... and by the time I turned back, it was gone, wrapper and all. To the side of my chair was my dog, his jaw moving up and down at a rapid rate. About thirty minutes later, he proceeded to run around the house in circles for an hour.
The moral of this story is, when you own a pet, you have to be careful where you leave sugary snacks. This lesson applies doubly if your pet is a pterodactyl.

Love Nest