ext_120017 ([identity profile] serenaar.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2009-04-11 08:09 pm

The Pool Boy Affair by Tauna (NC-17)

Fandom: MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.
Pairing: Napoleon Solo/Illya Kuryakin
Length: 1,329 words
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author Website: Tauna’s Slashden

Why this must be read:


I wasn't planning to rec this tonight, but thanks to a post by one of my flist I was reminded of the rather nice outfit Illya wears in the stinking Season 3 episode "The Super Colossal Affair." Indeed, one of the only reasons worth watching the episode is "THE Pool Boy" outfit. My imagination ran riot after seeing David McCallum dressed so sexily, and thankfully Tauna has filled in the blanks *g*.

I can't watch the scene in the episode without thinking of this fic now, it's burned itself into my brain forever.

So this fic takes place during this episode, and refers to er...an "interlude" in the Surveillance van after Illya's undercover run as a pool boy. It's short, steamy and amazingly manages to keep the boys in character (well, in my opinon). Napoleon is very naughty, Illya loses his English. It's a lovely little filler scene, hot hot HOT!

A little excerpt for you:
Illya picked at the too tight, white tee shirt. It distracted Napoleon for a moment. The tight, white shirt and tight, white pants molded extremely well to Illya's taut body, showing off his smoothly muscled shoulders, trim waist and surprisingly sturdy thighs. Very little was left to the imagination.

"So, Miss La Veer was simply charmed by your conversation?" Napoleon's eyes took in the sight before them and they were pleased.

"Napoleon, she was staring at my ass," he huffed, "and you should know that no one is charmed by my conversation."

Napoleon craned his neck to look around Illya and focus on his plump bottom. He could completely understand the girl's delight in it.

"Yes, well, conversation is most definitely not your strong point."


The Pool Boy Affair