crack_van | Damsel In Distress by thehoyden (R)

Fandom: MERLIN
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur
Length: 4, 157
Author on LJ: thehoyden
Author Website: fic: merlin tag
Why this must be read:

This is a fic where Merlin gets kidnapped by a dragon. What more do you need to know?

Oh, ok.

It's funny, the dragon is a filthy perve, Arthur is a little bit stupid but loveable and Merlin is very very put upon.

Merlin woke up to the dragon yammering on at Arthur about destiny. The only part more amazing than Merlin actually managing to sleep through that twaddle was that Arthur was sitting there listening attentively.

"So you're telling me you can just see people's destinies," Arthur was saying with a fair amount of skepticism.

The dragon sniffed. "The ones whose destinies are writ large. Yours approaches faster than you think."

Arthur frowned at that. "How so?"

"You'd better get a leg over the warlock before you get to that," the dragon advised.

"Excuse you," Merlin interrupted, mortified.

"Oh, you're awake -- finally," Arthur said, and the prat didn't even have the decency to look embarrassed.

"Aren't we getting comfortable with the large magical beast," Merlin muttered as he stomped past Arthur on his way to the trees.

"I hear we're like two sides of one coin!" Arthur called after him.

"Oh my god," Merlin moaned in despair.

Damsel In Distress