Walk Like a Camelidae: The Doctor Dolittle Talk Talk Mix (PG)

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Fandom: POPSLASH
Pairing: Gen
Length: ~7,800
Author on LJ: turps33
Author Website: YIMAN
Why this must be read: LLANCE! One of the things that I adore about this fandom is its affinity for producing wonderfully delightful fic that plays happily in the land of magical realism. I mean really. Also, its fascination with turning Lance into an assortment of animals/inanimate objects. Lance isn't the only one that has this happen but I think he's the most common victim because we love him so. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Anywho, you should read this fic because Terri wrote a great remix where the boys deal with the new Lance with the help of JC's animal psychic ability. It's super funny, from the descriptions of Lance coming to terms with his new found llama-hood to the hilarity of each of the other guys reconnecting with llama Llance. It's an adorable tale of friendship triumphing over unexpected animal transfiguration. What could possibly be better than that?

Lance knocks at his phone with his head, making it clatter to the ground. Then he bends his ridiculously long neck and sticks out his tongue, hoping desperately that he can hit the speed dial before he makes the phone inoperable with llama spit.

He does, and miraculously Joey answers, even if he seems pissed off when Lance tries to talk. Not that Lance blames him when his words are little more than groans and bleats. Which reminds Lance he's a fucking llama, a fucking llama that can't talk and when Joey hangs up the call Lance wants to kick something, that's if llamas can kick because right now they can't seem to do much except stagger on stupid legs and have stupid woolly hair that falls in his stupid llama eyes.

Which is when Lance gets really mad, because it's bad enough that he's a llama, but Joey, Lance's best friend Joey, should be able to recognise Lance at any time, and he should especially be able to translate a series of grunts and hums and snorts, god knows Lance has heard the sounds coming from Joey's bunk enough.

Annoyed, Lance uses his tongue to jab at the buttons again. And again. And again. Until at last Joey stops hanging up and says, "fine."

Which; finally.

Walk Like a Camelidae: The Doctor Dolittle Talk Talk Mix