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Fic: The UFO Affair (PG)
Fandom: MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.
Pairing: Illya/Napoleon
Length: 8,700 words
Author on LJ:
severa
Author Website: Geometric Fandom
Why this must be read:
This fic combines the zany plots, over-the-top characters, and general goofiness of the best episodes of the series, but with some wonderfully light-hearted sexual tension and happy resolution. There's no angst here, just hijinks and cuteness. The banter between Napoleon and Illya is great, and Napoleon's city-boy squeamishness on the farm was absolutely delightful.
Excerpt:
"You don't seem to be very fond of rural life," Napoleon noted. "What made you move out here in the first place?"
"Well, it was Charles' dream to own a little B&B in the country. Who am I to deny him his dream? Besides, I'd follow the lug anywhere. You know how it is. You know, I felt a great deal like Eva Gabor. Good-BYE, city life!" He said with a wave as he turned on heel and closed the door behind him.
Napoleon raised his eyebrows at Illya. "And I'm sure he just adores a penthouse view," he said in an odd mixed imitation of Gabor and Danny's camp accent.
The UFO Affair
Pairing: Illya/Napoleon
Length: 8,700 words
Author on LJ:
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Author Website: Geometric Fandom
Why this must be read:
This fic combines the zany plots, over-the-top characters, and general goofiness of the best episodes of the series, but with some wonderfully light-hearted sexual tension and happy resolution. There's no angst here, just hijinks and cuteness. The banter between Napoleon and Illya is great, and Napoleon's city-boy squeamishness on the farm was absolutely delightful.
Excerpt:
"You don't seem to be very fond of rural life," Napoleon noted. "What made you move out here in the first place?"
"Well, it was Charles' dream to own a little B&B in the country. Who am I to deny him his dream? Besides, I'd follow the lug anywhere. You know how it is. You know, I felt a great deal like Eva Gabor. Good-BYE, city life!" He said with a wave as he turned on heel and closed the door behind him.
Napoleon raised his eyebrows at Illya. "And I'm sure he just adores a penthouse view," he said in an odd mixed imitation of Gabor and Danny's camp accent.
The UFO Affair