ext_27696 ([identity profile] kleenexwoman.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2009-06-16 11:10 pm

Fic: The UFO Affair (PG)

Fandom: MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.
Pairing: Illya/Napoleon
Length: 8,700 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] severa
Author Website: Geometric Fandom

Why this must be read:

This fic combines the zany plots, over-the-top characters, and general goofiness of the best episodes of the series, but with some wonderfully light-hearted sexual tension and happy resolution. There's no angst here, just hijinks and cuteness. The banter between Napoleon and Illya is great, and Napoleon's city-boy squeamishness on the farm was absolutely delightful.

Excerpt:

"You don't seem to be very fond of rural life," Napoleon noted. "What made you move out here in the first place?"

"Well, it was Charles' dream to own a little B&B in the country. Who am I to deny him his dream? Besides, I'd follow the lug anywhere. You know how it is. You know, I felt a great deal like Eva Gabor. Good-BYE, city life!" He said with a wave as he turned on heel and closed the door behind him.

Napoleon raised his eyebrows at Illya. "And I'm sure he just adores a penthouse view," he said in an odd mixed imitation of Gabor and Danny's camp accent.


The UFO Affair

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