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crack_van2004-03-30 02:04 pm
Abbott and Costello Meet the Rainbow Coalition, (R), by Shrift
Fandom: FARSCAPE
Pairing: John/D'Argo
Author on LJ:
shrift
Author Website: Shrift's fan fic
Why this must be read: Because it's hilarious. It's spaced out John and D'Argo, and what happened on LoMo. Shrift is a total master (mistress?) of the killer lline. Go and enjoy!
(Excerpt...) They've been doing this a lot lately. Bickering. Bickering over who gets to fly the transport pod, over whose turn it is to stock up on food cubes, even over whether Stevie Ray Vaughn could make a shilquen wail like a banshee, and John has to admit that last one was pretty stupid considering that D'Argo doesn't even know what an electric guitar or a banshee sounds like.
Apparently, they've been bickering so much that they've successfully driven Pilot insane. So when the rainbow coalition walks up to their table and asks if he and D'Argo are a couple, John isn't particularly surprised by the question. Even though they both deny it, it sure feels like he's married to the big, tentacled jerk these days.
Abbott and Costello Meet the Rainbow Coalition
Pairing: John/D'Argo
Author on LJ:
Author Website: Shrift's fan fic
Why this must be read: Because it's hilarious. It's spaced out John and D'Argo, and what happened on LoMo. Shrift is a total master (mistress?) of the killer lline. Go and enjoy!
(Excerpt...) They've been doing this a lot lately. Bickering. Bickering over who gets to fly the transport pod, over whose turn it is to stock up on food cubes, even over whether Stevie Ray Vaughn could make a shilquen wail like a banshee, and John has to admit that last one was pretty stupid considering that D'Argo doesn't even know what an electric guitar or a banshee sounds like.
Apparently, they've been bickering so much that they've successfully driven Pilot insane. So when the rainbow coalition walks up to their table and asks if he and D'Argo are a couple, John isn't particularly surprised by the question. Even though they both deny it, it sure feels like he's married to the big, tentacled jerk these days.
Abbott and Costello Meet the Rainbow Coalition

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