Due South/Good Omens (PG)

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Title: Begone (Or, y'know, however I get rid of you guys) by villainny
Pairing: Fraser/Kowalski, Aziraphale-Crowley (depending on the prescription of your slash goggles)
Length: 1,662 words
Author on LJ: villainny
Author Website: unseen_writings
Why this must be read:

Aziraphale and Crowley miniaturized and perched on Fraser's shoulders is, in itself, a hilarious image, and one adorable enough to make fuzzy baby animals flail and squee and possibly set up a Cute Human Overload site. IMHO.

But from there it just gets funnier and more adorable, as the angel and the demon bicker, Fraser is confused and tempted, and RayK is concerned at finding his partner having yet another weird thing where it's like he's talking to somebody else in the middle of their conversation.

"Are you insulting the uniform?" Enormous blue eyes were regarding Crowley curiously.

"No, Fraser, I'm not insulting the uniform." This voice, nasal and distinctly annoyed, one had to assume was Kowalski. Aziraphale didn't trust his balance enough to lean out and take a look across Fraser to confirm it. "Is this like that thing where you say 'hi' to a woman and she thinks you're calling her fat? 'Cause I gotta admit, I'm not seeing how 'pizza, buddy?' comes across as an insult."

Begone (Or, y'know, however I get rid of you guys)