crack_van | The Value of Secrets by mayatawi (NC-17)

Okay! Time for funny. And... an unusual pairing.

Fandom: MARVEL COMICS -- Iron Man movieverse
Pairing: Tony/OMC, AI!Jarvis/Tony via Suit/Tony
Length: 4,500
Author on LJ:

mayatawi
Author Website: zippos and safety pins
Why this must be read:

Because this is one of the funniest fics I've ever read. It's ridiculous and plausible and oh dear God. I mean, it's hard to get more cracky than The Living Armor, but this one might just exceed the comics canon. And it wouldn't work if the Tony POV wasn't so spot on:

When he finally found his voice, he was impressed by its evenness. "Uh, Jarvis? What the hell was that?"

"I had assumed you would be familiar with the experience, sir." Still smug, with an extra helping of self-satisfied. "Should I do it again?"

"No!" Tony took a deep breath. It didn't really help. "We should go home," he said, with what little dignity he could muster. "Home, now, right now, really fast."

"As you wish." And did he sound a little... disappointed?

"No more fun for you," Tony muttered.

Clearly he still had to work out some of the kinks. So to speak.

The Value of Secrets