How To Tell Your Time Lord That He's Gay by Shaggydogstail (PG-13)

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Fandom: DOCTOR WHO
Pairing: Donna/Martha, Ten/Simm!Master
Length: 3000 words
Author on LJ: shaggydogstail
Author Website: shaggydogstales
Why this must be read:

Because it's the most glorious crack. It's probably the funniest thing I've ever read, and it's one of my go-to fics if I ever need cheering up.

'I think he's gay,' said Martha. 'I reckon time-travel makes you gay.'

'Huh?' Donna always was better at practical than theory.

'Think about it; I never even considered Delicious Lesbianism until after I'd spent a while travelling with the Doctor.'

'I was going to marry a bloke until I got pulled into the TARDIS,' said Donna. 'Of course, he turned out to be evil.'

'The TARDIS has all sorts of peculiar functions,' said Martha. 'I reckon there's something about the TARDIS that turns people gay.'

Martha was a doctor, after all, so it was no surprise that she was ace at scientific theories.

'The Doctor's been in the TARDIS for a really long time,' said Donna.

'900 years,' said Martha. 'Long enough to make him gayer than a Broadway production of Dumbledore: A Christmas Story.'

How To Tell Your Time Lord That He's Gay

Comments

[anna-sinistra.livejournal.com]

It's locked?

[netgirl-y2k.livejournal.com]

Ack, used the wrong link. That was me having a blonde moment despite being a brunette.

That should be it now.

[anna-sinistra.livejournal.com]

Yup, thank you!

[zahdahe.livejournal.com]

have not read all of it yet! Hyperventilation extreme attack after the first paragraph. So coming back to this when I'm alone and not in a public place!

fantastic so far!

Oh just in case I don't get back to you. Keep writing! FUNNY!