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dorothy1901 ([personal profile] dorothy1901) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2009-11-15 05:09 am

DOCTOR WHO/TORCHWOOD/IRON MAN (PG)

Title: Never Have I Ever by st_aurafina
Pairing: Gen
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] st_aurafina
Author Website: You can find more of her fic using the fic tag on her LJ.
Why this must be read: Donna Noble, Ianto Jones and Pepper Potts meet at a boring professional conference. Drunken (and very entertaining) one-upmanship about their jobs and their bosses follows.

A sample:
It was Donna's turn to pour. She narrowed her eyes as she guided the narrow neck of the bottle across the row of shot-glasses. "What is this convention for, anyway?"

Ianto tapped the laminated badge clipped to his lapel. "AAAIE."

"AAAIE?" Donna realized she was pouring into an ashtray, and redirected the flow into the last shot-glass. "I'm sorry, couldn't they have found an acronym that was just a tiny bit more sinister?"

"Association for Administrative Assistants to Industrialists and Engineers." Pepper let the words roll off her tongue. "Actually, it sounds a lot better at this end of the night."

"Well, it sounds like a bunch of Igors getting together to bitch about their respective Doctor Frankensteins." Donna's voice trailed off at the end of her sentence, and they all looked at each other a little uncomfortably for a moment. "Not us! We're investigating, that makes us blame-free."


Never Have I Ever
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[identity profile] ithildyn.livejournal.com 2009-11-15 10:14 am (UTC)(link)
I had totally lost track of this story - so glad you recced it. Will go bookmark it this time!