150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed to Do by Pridefall (PG)

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Fandom: Naruto
Pairing: None outside of canon
Length: 3,500 words
Author on LJ: pridefall
Author Website: Pridefall @ ff.net
Why this must be read: Though the author never says, this wonderfully, hilarious piece of crack reads as if it is life lessons we hope Naruto has learned. Especially

65. The song “Everyone was Kung-fu-fighting” is never to be broadcasted over the Konoha Speaker System during the Chuunin exams.

78. Telling Uchiha Sasuke that he can 'supercharge' his Chidori by standing on lightning conductors in a thunderstorm is forbidden.
78. a. ...even if he did fall for it twice.
78. b. ...even if it does blast all his clothes off him.

But it may also be new sensei rules for raising genin. For something a little different, try 150 Things Konoha Shinobi Are Not Allowed To Do and see if you agree.