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ashedrake.livejournal.com) wrote in
crack_van2009-12-05 07:20 pm
Sin Tetas, No Hay Paraíso by dress without sleeves (T)
Fandom: GLEE
Pairing: Rachel Berry/Noah "Puck" Puckerman
Length: 9,028
Author on LJ: Not applicable
Author Website: dress without sleeves on fanfiction.net and fictionpress.com
Why this must be read: I'm starting us off with a very sweet het fic. It has a great Puck POV and some of the best Rachel lines outside of the show ever. I love how the story stays true to the characters' motivations and their way of expressing them.
"First of all, I will choose to ignore your jibe because I know that it comes from a deep-rooted jealousy of my talent and drive, neither of which you possess. And secondly, I couldn’t help but notice that you received a one-hundred percent on our most recent Spanish test, and I received a deplorable sixty-six percent, which is by far the lowest grade I’ve ever received, so I need you to tutor me so that I don’t flunk Spanish, by extension Glee, by extension school, by extension all my dreams of wining a Tony/Emmy/Grammy/Teen’s Choice Award, and by extension life.”
Sin Tetas, No Hay Paraíso
Pairing: Rachel Berry/Noah "Puck" Puckerman
Length: 9,028
Author on LJ: Not applicable
Author Website: dress without sleeves on fanfiction.net and fictionpress.com
Why this must be read: I'm starting us off with a very sweet het fic. It has a great Puck POV and some of the best Rachel lines outside of the show ever. I love how the story stays true to the characters' motivations and their way of expressing them.
"First of all, I will choose to ignore your jibe because I know that it comes from a deep-rooted jealousy of my talent and drive, neither of which you possess. And secondly, I couldn’t help but notice that you received a one-hundred percent on our most recent Spanish test, and I received a deplorable sixty-six percent, which is by far the lowest grade I’ve ever received, so I need you to tutor me so that I don’t flunk Spanish, by extension Glee, by extension school, by extension all my dreams of wining a Tony/Emmy/Grammy/Teen’s Choice Award, and by extension life.”
Sin Tetas, No Hay Paraíso

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