There's Always a Duckie by ozmissage (PG13)

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Fandoms: LOST
Characters/Pairing: Miles/Juliet (one-sided)
Length: 1340 words
Author on LJ: ozmissage 
Why this must be read: Miles is such a fun, snarky, real character, and ozmissage writes some of the best Miles characterization out there. His hopeless crush on Juliet during the early days of the Left-Behinders time in Dharmaville is so believable and this story would be a little bit sad if it weren't for the fantastically entertaining and sarcastic POV voice. Juliet is also incredible in this, showing that playful, joking side of herself we got to see every so often. If you want a laugh and a smile, this is the fic to do it.

Excerpt:
Miles Straume does not fall in love. He has sex, he has lots of sex in fact. And sometimes he has sex with the same girl more than once. But he doesn’t have relationships. He doesn’t buy flowers or write fucking love poems and he sure as hell wouldn’t stand outside of any chick’s window holding a boom box over his head blasting a crappy pop ballad. Mostly, because who the hell would want a chick who was that into Peter Gabriel anyway?

There's Always a Duckie