crack_van | Hanging Like Bricks Don't (a.k.a. aliens make them do it) by minglingcrab (NC-17)

Fandom: AMERICAN IDOL SEASON 8
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Length: 15k
Author on LJ:

minglingcrab
Author Website: All of their fic is on their LJ.
Why this must be read: Because it is both incredibly fun and searingly hot. And hilarious. As any fic about Adam Lambert and Kris Allen Doing It because of aliens should be.

Kris knows that he has a reputation for being laid-back, low-key, able to just accept things as they come, but...it's probably okay to freak out when Adam has a bloody bump the size of a tennis ball on the back of his head. Oh, and also when being kidnapped. Kidnapped by–

"No sports metaphors," Adam objects, and Kris snorts. Adam is still himself, at least. He doesn't seem woozy. But with a bump that size, there's like a seventy-five percent chance that he's concussed, isn't there?

"A bump the size of a very large plum," Kris concedes.

"What is it with you and plums?" Adam is feeling the walls of the...room–cell–vehicle–

Spaceship, Kris' mind supplies helpfully, but he isn't ready to go there yet.

Hanging Like Bricks Don't (a.k.a. aliens make them do it)