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Gay Vampire Toronto Cop Fathers Alien Love Child by The Lurkers [PG]
Fandom: FOREVER KNIGHT
Pairing: gen
Length: 7226 words
Author on LJ: n/a
Author Website: Lurker Site
Why this must be read: Straight out comedic Forever Knight fics are a rare bird. What's so fantastic and entertaining about this fic is how regular show conventions are twisted to create a wacky 'Weekly News of the Warped' feature story by a pair of boozing tabloid journalists on a sugar high. Empty wine bottles in Nick's garbage? He must be a vampire! Natalie eats in the morgue? How gross! She must be an alien! The original characters of reporters Kennedy and Chandler are a real treat and their back story and shenanigans are as enjoyable as their increasingly convoluted attempts to draft a story worthy of the tabloid name. Writing duo The Lurkers even use their story to offer a clever reasoning for the cast change leading into season three. This story is not to be missed.
Gay Vampire Toronto Cop Fathers Alien Love Child by The Lurkers (Maddog and Rastro)
"You'll never believe what I found in Knight's garbage."
"Elvis?"
"No, lots of bottles. LOTS of bottles. They used to have blood in them."
Kennedy raised an eyebrow in disbelief as Chandler continued defensively,
"Well that's what we're gonna *write*. But there was something weird.
The guy didn't have one used toilet roll cylinder in his bin"
"So what?" Kennedy said as she took another drink. Then she thought about
it. "Oh, yuck."
"Yeah, so he probably is from the Middle Ages. They weren't very civilised
back then."
Kennedy glanced over at the door as Nick Knight and his partner came in. "Hey
look, our suspects have conveniently arrived." She studied Knight for a minute.
"That toilet roll thing kinda gives you a different perspective of the guy,
doesn't it?"
Pairing: gen
Length: 7226 words
Author on LJ: n/a
Author Website: Lurker Site
Why this must be read: Straight out comedic Forever Knight fics are a rare bird. What's so fantastic and entertaining about this fic is how regular show conventions are twisted to create a wacky 'Weekly News of the Warped' feature story by a pair of boozing tabloid journalists on a sugar high. Empty wine bottles in Nick's garbage? He must be a vampire! Natalie eats in the morgue? How gross! She must be an alien! The original characters of reporters Kennedy and Chandler are a real treat and their back story and shenanigans are as enjoyable as their increasingly convoluted attempts to draft a story worthy of the tabloid name. Writing duo The Lurkers even use their story to offer a clever reasoning for the cast change leading into season three. This story is not to be missed.
Gay Vampire Toronto Cop Fathers Alien Love Child by The Lurkers (Maddog and Rastro)
"You'll never believe what I found in Knight's garbage."
"Elvis?"
"No, lots of bottles. LOTS of bottles. They used to have blood in them."
Kennedy raised an eyebrow in disbelief as Chandler continued defensively,
"Well that's what we're gonna *write*. But there was something weird.
The guy didn't have one used toilet roll cylinder in his bin"
"So what?" Kennedy said as she took another drink. Then she thought about
it. "Oh, yuck."
"Yeah, so he probably is from the Middle Ages. They weren't very civilised
back then."
Kennedy glanced over at the door as Nick Knight and his partner came in. "Hey
look, our suspects have conveniently arrived." She studied Knight for a minute.
"That toilet roll thing kinda gives you a different perspective of the guy,
doesn't it?"