crack_van | One For The Team by Bagheera San (NC-17)

Fandom: DC COMICS
Pairing: Alan Scott/Jay Garrick/Ted Grant, canonical pairings
Length: 3249 words
Author on LJ:

bagheera_san
Author Website: Fic Master List
Why this must be read:
Hot and utterly unique. This fic is amazingly awesome old-person powers porn from the

dc_kink meme. Bagheera does a wonderful job in presenting this threesome with plausible in-character responses. Their powers are put to good use in moving the action and the tight Wildcat point-of-view provides delicious humor along the way to getting the guys off. Delightful!

The first thing Ted Grant did when his best two buddies came stumbling into the brownstone high on sex pollen was to laugh. He sat on the couch, snickering into his fist all the way through Jay’s attempt to explain politely that a villain’s weapon had turned them horny enough to jump anything with legs. Meanwhile, Alan tried to look stoic.

“The stimulating effect hasn’t worn off so far,” Jay finally finished. “As you can – “

“Yes, I can,” Ted guffawed, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes. “I’d have to be blinder than Doc Mid-Nite not to see it. Holy shit! Seems pollen are woody enough to give you wood, eh, Alan?”

“Unfortunately, neither Mid-Nite nor Terrific are in tonight,” Jay replied, with the faintest hint of a smile. Alan, on the other hand, was not so easily amused. His glare was withering, but Ted wasn’t so easily deterred. A prime opportunity like this to make fun of the two most staunch and square members of the JS of A didn’t often present itself.

“Bet ya wish it had been Hourman and Belle on that mission. Those crazy kids probably wouldn’t even notice a difference.”

“You shouldn’t wish this predicament on anyone,” Alan admonished, reaching a new level of humorlessness.

“Yeah,” Ted grinned. “And you should be hella glad it’s me here tonight and not one of the kids. You’d be scarring them for life with that – ”

One For The Team

One For The Team by Bagheera San (NC-17)

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