ext_53100 ([identity profile] spoonyriffic.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2010-03-07 10:59 pm
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"I'm More Jack Russell Terrier," by dhae_knight (NC-17)

Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Length: One-Shot, 11k
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] dhae_knight
Author Website: Dreamwidth fic journal, here.
Why this must be read:

I love fics that make me laugh - everything from chuckling, giggling, to out-right guffawing. I've scared my dog many times with random bursts of laughter, and most of it is from hilarious fic. This fic by [livejournal.com profile] dhae_knight is just one of those fics – and in addition to being hilarious, it's downright adorable. And utter crack, but a good crack, and not the kind of crack that makes you want to dunk your head in a toilet. And the best part: everyone is in character, amazingly.

Randomly, on the way back from a case, Gibbs and Tony turn into a dog and a cat, respectively. McGee and Kate are in the car when it happens, and as one can imagine, they start freaking out. They decide to take dog!Gibbs and cat!Tony to Abby – because of course Abby would take it all in stride. All in all, it's a cute shape-shifting fic, and one of the best parts has to be dog!Gibbs (a Jack Russell Terrier) and cat!Tony (an Abyssinian) interacting – they act so much like their human counterparts, and I start involuntarily squeeing whenever I read it. Full of hilarious and cute moments, this fic never fails to bring a smile to my face, and it always manages to make my day a little bit brighter.

Now, go and read and squee to your delight!




The first time it happened, they were damn lucky they were on the way back to headquarters and Gibbs was actually driving at a downright sedate speed. Lucky, because the moment the sun sank wholly beneath the horizon, Gibbs passed out at the wheel. Lucky, because at that time, with the speed they were driving, they didn't flip over and roll 15 times to end in a fiery ball, but rather took a slow turn across the inner lane and coasted to a stop in the grass.

"What the...? Gibbs? Gibbs!" Kate was practically screaming from the back.

"I, uh... think we should maybe check on him?" McGee was nothing if not a polite young man - sometimes even ridiculously so.

Kate didn't refrain from rolling her eyes, but she did get out of the car along with McGee to check on their fallen boss. As she did, she wondered, vaguely, why Tony hadn't said or done anything, but... well, who knew better than her how flaky he could be?

The real surprise came when they reached the front doors, Kate at the passenger-seat, McGee at the drivers seat... and saw, not Tony and Gibbs but a cat and a dog. The small dog - McGee guessed Terrier, more because the size seemed to fit - cocked his head to one side and looked expectantly at McGee. Beside it, on the passenger-seat, the cat regarded Kate through half-closed eyes, then yawned, hugely, showing all it's sharp, pointy teeth.




I'm More Jack Russell Terrier