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crack_van2010-03-15 11:22 pm
Please Do Not Try These Tricks At Home by mintyfiend (R)
Fandom: Bandom
Pairing: Nick Wheeler / Tyson Ritter
Length: around 20k
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mintyfiend
Author Website: LJ, as far as I know
Why this must be read:
In Bandom, my primary band is MCR, but now and again, I come across a fic that showcases a different band so beautifully, that I feel like adopting them instead.
This hilarious fic, based on the movie Zach & Miri Make A Porno is fantastic. The voices are excellent, there's tons of gratuitous Travis/William sex and at the end of the day, Nick and Tyson are the kind of characters you want to be friends with.
"So," he says, "how would you feel about producing a dude-on-dude porno?"
Gabe stares for a second and then replies, "Are you for real? Because it’s way too early for you to tease me like that."
Tyson grins. "I’m not joking around, man. Me and Nick have no money. They switched off our water and our power. And there’s no way we’re making even last month’s rent. So, we’ve decided to fuck on camera and sell it to the people we used to go to school with."
Tyson’s quite fond of Gabe generally and when he just nods and says, "Okay," Tyson knows Gabe has cemented his position in Tyson’s affections forever.
Tyson hugs him. "We need money. And some other fuckers and fuckees. And someone to shoot it."
Gabe scratches under the brim of his cap and then jerks back, snapping his fingers.
"Bill knows a guy who knows a guy that should be up for it."
Gabe laughs at himself and then repeats, "Up for it."
Tyson laughs too and says, "Casting, man. We need someone else besides me and Nick to get it on."
"We could head down to the campus. Hard-up college boys, if you know what I’m saying and I think that you do," Gabe says with a smirk.
"I knew you were the right guy for the job," Tyson says, beaming at Gabe. Then, "And William and Travis won’t mind?"
Gabe’s grin is white, bright and sinful. "Oh, they won’t mind. ‘Cause you’re gonna give them supporting roles."