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The World Saving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex by Opalish (T)
Fandom: HARRY POTTER
Pairing: Harry/Luna/Blaise(male)
Length: 3,713
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opalish
Author Website: Opalish's FFN profile
Why this must be read: Opalish has a delightful sense of humor that comes through clearly in this cracktastic one shot. Despite the title, this fic is low on the sex on screen but high on the humor. Harry knows he's not gay, but everyone else thinks he is. Eventually, he decides to go to Luna for some help and in her zany way, she does. This starts during Order of the Phoenix and runs through the end of the war, centering on how things might be different had Harry engaged in Hot Threesome Sex with Blaise and Luna. Sure, this isn't perfect - Blaise uses an annoying Monty Python reference for instance - but the humorous plot Harry stumbles into makes up for it.
Harry got a little…paranoid, after that. He started watching people, and he couldn't help but notice how girls kept giving him these soulful, disappointed looks, the same looks they'd been giving Blaise Zabini since he officially came out the year before.
On the one hand, Harry was sort of surprised and gratified that he ranked up there with Zabini on the 'goddammit, I would have totally hit that' scale, because even he had to admit that the Slytherin was pretty good-looking. But on the other hand, what the hell.
"I like girls, you know," he told Ginny Weasley disconsolately one afternoon, after he caught Blaise giving him The Eye from across the Great Hall. He leaned in quite close to her, but Michael Corner just smiled at them indulgently, not a hint of jealousy in his eyes.
Harry decided that he hated everyone. Would it have killed Corner to look just a little threatened?
"Of course you do," Ginny agreed in a let's-humor-the-poor-terminally-closeted-boy. "I expect you're just confused."
"I'm not confused!" Harry cried.
"No, no, I can see that," Ginny said soothingly. She rolled her eyes at her boyfriend, who smirked. Harry was really starting to loathe this whole saucy-redheaded-spitfire thing Ginny had going on.
Zabini blew him a kiss. Harry manfully fought back a flood of extremely heterosexual tears.
The World Saving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex can be found here
If you like it, try some of the other fics by Opalish. Some of the wips in particular are quite engaging.
Pairing: Harry/Luna/Blaise(male)
Length: 3,713
Author on LJ:
opalishAuthor Website: Opalish's FFN profile
Why this must be read: Opalish has a delightful sense of humor that comes through clearly in this cracktastic one shot. Despite the title, this fic is low on the sex on screen but high on the humor. Harry knows he's not gay, but everyone else thinks he is. Eventually, he decides to go to Luna for some help and in her zany way, she does. This starts during Order of the Phoenix and runs through the end of the war, centering on how things might be different had Harry engaged in Hot Threesome Sex with Blaise and Luna. Sure, this isn't perfect - Blaise uses an annoying Monty Python reference for instance - but the humorous plot Harry stumbles into makes up for it.
Harry got a little…paranoid, after that. He started watching people, and he couldn't help but notice how girls kept giving him these soulful, disappointed looks, the same looks they'd been giving Blaise Zabini since he officially came out the year before.
On the one hand, Harry was sort of surprised and gratified that he ranked up there with Zabini on the 'goddammit, I would have totally hit that' scale, because even he had to admit that the Slytherin was pretty good-looking. But on the other hand, what the hell.
"I like girls, you know," he told Ginny Weasley disconsolately one afternoon, after he caught Blaise giving him The Eye from across the Great Hall. He leaned in quite close to her, but Michael Corner just smiled at them indulgently, not a hint of jealousy in his eyes.
Harry decided that he hated everyone. Would it have killed Corner to look just a little threatened?
"Of course you do," Ginny agreed in a let's-humor-the-poor-terminally-closeted-boy. "I expect you're just confused."
"I'm not confused!" Harry cried.
"No, no, I can see that," Ginny said soothingly. She rolled her eyes at her boyfriend, who smirked. Harry was really starting to loathe this whole saucy-redheaded-spitfire thing Ginny had going on.
Zabini blew him a kiss. Harry manfully fought back a flood of extremely heterosexual tears.
The World Saving Properties of Hot Threesome Sex can be found here
If you like it, try some of the other fics by Opalish. Some of the wips in particular are quite engaging.