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crack_van2010-04-23 09:18 pm
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A Two is a Two is a Two by alissabobissa
Fandom: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA (NEW)
Pairing: implied Kara/Leoben
Length: oneshot
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alissabobissa
Author Website: Here
Why this must be read:
This crack fic takes everything that is odd and creepy about Leoben, amps it up to an extreme-yet-logical conclusion...and we have all the Twos in a religion that worships Kara Thrace. It's almost heartwarming, in a psychotic kind of way. The style of the fic is wry, the obsession treated with serious hilarity, and the result is just crazily perfect for BSG crackfic.
A Two in the audience stood after the prayer to be recognized. “Yes, Leoben of New Caprica, Captor and He Who is Blessed with Dying at Her Hands, we the Twos recognize your voice,” said the Two at the podium.
“Thank you. We should not let the Ones continue to hurt the Raiders. God made them just as he made us and we should cherish them as we cherish each other. They are like our best pets and guard dogs. Our Most Magnificent One, Kara, once told me she loved dogs. We must do as she would. Love the Raiders and love her.” He looked around at the nodding heads and spoke again. “All in favor of siding with the Sixes?” Every hand in the room went up.
“Agreed. Wonderful. Thank you Leoben of New Caprica. Your input is always most illuminating. We thank you for your words and for your sacrifices to Our Most Magnificent One.” The audience clapped again. Clearly this Leoben was well respected.
“Item three on our agenda is the reading of the Hybrid Watch report. Here to read his observations is TYTEOMMO #47, also known as Leoben of Ragnar, He Who Was Killed by Our Most Magnificent One’s Surrogate Father.”
A Two is a Two is a Two
Pairing: implied Kara/Leoben
Length: oneshot
Author on LJ:
alissabobissa Author Website: Here
Why this must be read:
This crack fic takes everything that is odd and creepy about Leoben, amps it up to an extreme-yet-logical conclusion...and we have all the Twos in a religion that worships Kara Thrace. It's almost heartwarming, in a psychotic kind of way. The style of the fic is wry, the obsession treated with serious hilarity, and the result is just crazily perfect for BSG crackfic.
A Two in the audience stood after the prayer to be recognized. “Yes, Leoben of New Caprica, Captor and He Who is Blessed with Dying at Her Hands, we the Twos recognize your voice,” said the Two at the podium.
“Thank you. We should not let the Ones continue to hurt the Raiders. God made them just as he made us and we should cherish them as we cherish each other. They are like our best pets and guard dogs. Our Most Magnificent One, Kara, once told me she loved dogs. We must do as she would. Love the Raiders and love her.” He looked around at the nodding heads and spoke again. “All in favor of siding with the Sixes?” Every hand in the room went up.
“Agreed. Wonderful. Thank you Leoben of New Caprica. Your input is always most illuminating. We thank you for your words and for your sacrifices to Our Most Magnificent One.” The audience clapped again. Clearly this Leoben was well respected.
“Item three on our agenda is the reading of the Hybrid Watch report. Here to read his observations is TYTEOMMO #47, also known as Leoben of Ragnar, He Who Was Killed by Our Most Magnificent One’s Surrogate Father.”
A Two is a Two is a Two