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Romcom, with Sheep by allothi (PG)
Fandom: MERLIN
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur, background Gwen/Morgana
Length: 2,749 words
Author on LJ:
allothi
Author Website: Fic Tag
Why this must be read:
Because there's an evil sorcerous sheep in it. No, really, there is. It's also one of the laugh-out-loud funniest fics I've ever read, with a marvellously snarky Merlin and Arthur. And, did I mention the evil sorcerous sheep?
"But who on Earth would curse Cumbria?" Arthur says, when Merlin tells him. "There's barely anyone living there. It's just sheep."
"Maybe one of the sheep did it," Merlin says mildly.
"Of course. Magical sheep. It scares me that that's not even the least believable magic threat to the kingdom you've ever suggested to me."
"Hey, every single one of which has been true, I'll have you remember."
"Including the sheep?" Arthur smirks. Merlin doesn't.
"Not including the sheep, which was a joke."
"Hm," Arthur says. He searches for something -- ah, yes:"You know, you never actually managed to prove it about the fairies."
"They were real. You almost died. It really happened."
"Of course it did. And evil sorcerous sheep are real, too."
Romcom, with Sheep
Pairing: Merlin/Arthur, background Gwen/Morgana
Length: 2,749 words
Author on LJ:
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Author Website: Fic Tag
Why this must be read:
Because there's an evil sorcerous sheep in it. No, really, there is. It's also one of the laugh-out-loud funniest fics I've ever read, with a marvellously snarky Merlin and Arthur. And, did I mention the evil sorcerous sheep?
"But who on Earth would curse Cumbria?" Arthur says, when Merlin tells him. "There's barely anyone living there. It's just sheep."
"Maybe one of the sheep did it," Merlin says mildly.
"Of course. Magical sheep. It scares me that that's not even the least believable magic threat to the kingdom you've ever suggested to me."
"Hey, every single one of which has been true, I'll have you remember."
"Including the sheep?" Arthur smirks. Merlin doesn't.
"Not including the sheep, which was a joke."
"Hm," Arthur says. He searches for something -- ah, yes:"You know, you never actually managed to prove it about the fairies."
"They were real. You almost died. It really happened."
"Of course it did. And evil sorcerous sheep are real, too."
Romcom, with Sheep
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