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crack_van2010-06-02 08:46 am
Semi-Permanent Markers by lynnmonster (PG)
Hey, NCIS fans! I've got permission to include the newest boys on the block this month, the increasingly popular Office of Special Projects from Los Angeles (undercover unit). We don't have a full-fledged NCIS: LA fandom overview (ETA: Now we do! Fandom overview this way), but if you need a primer to check out try
gabriellemb's overview of the intro/crossover episodes and the first two eps of the show proper.
Also,
drlense has done a series of slashcaps for the show, and they're hilarious. We don't call it NCIS: Gay for nothing! (Spoilers abound in the previous two links, however, so reader beware.)
Fandom: NCIS: Los Angeles
Pairing: Sam Hanna/G. Callen
Length: ~1950 words
Author on LJ:
lynnmonster (LJ and at Dreamwidth)
Author Website: Fic tag on LJ
Why this must be read: This story launches off a scene from an early episode of the show where Sam and G visit a tattoo parlour during the investigation. It's got just the right blend of innuendo and playfulness that the show itself has ... and maybe a little more. *g* Enjoy!
1. G. Callen grew up moving through 37 foster homes. He doesn't know what the "G" in his name stands for. His backstory is anvilicious with angst! And in the show, he moves a lot.
2. Sam Hanna is his partner. Ex-Navy SEAL, he's the openly emotional, affectionate, protector to G's "I don't need anyone" lone wolf attitude. They have great chemistry, and they're totally married. They and everyone else in the show make comments about it. Seriously.
3. Other characters: Dom, new agent; Nate, operational psychologist; Kensi, kick-ass agent; Eric, computer guy; Hetty, operations manager.
"So who are we this time?" Sam asked as they approached the bistro.
"Respectable, hmm... Attorneys? No," G frowned as he looked down at the trendy jeans and fitted knit shirt he was wearing. "Not cops, not reporters, maybe neighborhood watch? But they won't recognize us. New business owners! We just opened a... no." he frowned down at his jeans again. "Boyfriends! We just bought a place in that condo up the street, and we're worried that the property values might be going down, and it will be natural that we don't know all that much about what's been going on so it won't be weird to ask lots of questions." Pleased with himself, he beamed at Sam.
"You. You can't even stay in the same motel for a whole week, and you want to pretend to be a homeowner?"
"Yes!"
"Just let me do all the bitching about escrow, you have no idea," Sam said seriously.
"That's okay, I figured I'd just handle the physical affection and the looking pretty," G said, aiming for an equally serious tone.
A fleeting smile crossed Sam’s face. "You do that."
"I'll be a photographer. You can have a day job, you've got the button-down."
"I bring home the bacon?" Sam pulled open the restaurant’s heavy wood-and-glass door, ushering G in ahead of him. G stepped inside and turned to address Sam over his shoulder.
"I like to take art photos of you naked, but you don't want me including them in my portfolio." He leered cheerfully. "Sometimes we argue about that."
Read the story: Semi-Permanent Markers
And don't forget to feedback the author!
Also,
Fandom: NCIS: Los Angeles
Pairing: Sam Hanna/G. Callen
Length: ~1950 words
Author on LJ:
Author Website: Fic tag on LJ
Why this must be read: This story launches off a scene from an early episode of the show where Sam and G visit a tattoo parlour during the investigation. It's got just the right blend of innuendo and playfulness that the show itself has ... and maybe a little more. *g* Enjoy!
1. G. Callen grew up moving through 37 foster homes. He doesn't know what the "G" in his name stands for. His backstory is anvilicious with angst! And in the show, he moves a lot.
2. Sam Hanna is his partner. Ex-Navy SEAL, he's the openly emotional, affectionate, protector to G's "I don't need anyone" lone wolf attitude. They have great chemistry, and they're totally married. They and everyone else in the show make comments about it. Seriously.
3. Other characters: Dom, new agent; Nate, operational psychologist; Kensi, kick-ass agent; Eric, computer guy; Hetty, operations manager.
"So who are we this time?" Sam asked as they approached the bistro.
"Respectable, hmm... Attorneys? No," G frowned as he looked down at the trendy jeans and fitted knit shirt he was wearing. "Not cops, not reporters, maybe neighborhood watch? But they won't recognize us. New business owners! We just opened a... no." he frowned down at his jeans again. "Boyfriends! We just bought a place in that condo up the street, and we're worried that the property values might be going down, and it will be natural that we don't know all that much about what's been going on so it won't be weird to ask lots of questions." Pleased with himself, he beamed at Sam.
"You. You can't even stay in the same motel for a whole week, and you want to pretend to be a homeowner?"
"Yes!"
"Just let me do all the bitching about escrow, you have no idea," Sam said seriously.
"That's okay, I figured I'd just handle the physical affection and the looking pretty," G said, aiming for an equally serious tone.
A fleeting smile crossed Sam’s face. "You do that."
"I'll be a photographer. You can have a day job, you've got the button-down."
"I bring home the bacon?" Sam pulled open the restaurant’s heavy wood-and-glass door, ushering G in ahead of him. G stepped inside and turned to address Sam over his shoulder.
"I like to take art photos of you naked, but you don't want me including them in my portfolio." He leered cheerfully. "Sometimes we argue about that."
Read the story: Semi-Permanent Markers
And don't forget to feedback the author!

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Yeah... good choice. *g*
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Can't wait to read the recs once I'm back from my vacation!
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