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Bizarre Love Triangle, by adlervan/flora mcdonald, Rated R to X
Fandom: GLEE
Pairing: Rachel/Finn/Puck
Length: Seven chapters, all short, all funny.
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
adlervan
Author Website: floramcdonald on FF.Net
Why this must be read:
This is one of the funniest Glee porn fics, if not THE funniest. Rachel, Puck, Finn and everyone else are perfectly in character (although Finn and Puck definitely get the best lines) and even though the situation is a bit farfetched, it works for me as a piece of A/U, kind of, and it's just laugh-out-loud funny. I hate to put a tempting bit here, for fear of spoiling something, but I guess I should.
Diplomacy is not her strong suit, for sure, but she knows from CNN that when two countries at conflict need to come to a peaceful settlement, the best place to do that is on neutral ground with a third party to act as an impartial liaison. In this case, Rachel knows she must be the liaison. And her mouth is the neutral ground.
So she settles onto Finn's lap, putting her arm around him, and kisses him deeply, once. He cops a feel but she likes that; she lets him touch her breast as she leans over and kisses Noah in the same fashion, a hand on the back of his neck, drawing him along with her. Noah resists for a second – she can feel his bumpy muscles stiffen under her palm – but he lets her pull him right in close, right up close to Finn. She feels Finn tighten, too, but she keeps firm – diplomacy is never an easy road, just ask Gerald Ford.
She kisses them both, sliding her mouth over theirs, teasing them with lips and tongue, letting them touch her as she eases them together, cheek to cheek, slowly kissing them at the same time, soft kisses, their mouths so close now, almost touching as they kiss her back, fighting for ground on her lips, their hands fighting for space on her back, stroking and holding her close, but she eases her kiss away, just the littlest bit, a hairbreadth away from them, leaving their mouths searching, seeking...
She licks her lips, tasting them both there, and watches, waits.
They find ground again. They find it on each other's lips, and she watches how they're tentative and unsure, mouths together but hardly moving, both gone still, both keeping their eyes screwed shut, brows furrowed as they try to figure this thing out and wait for the other boy to do something.
Sometimes in the diplomatic game, when the two opposing sides find themselves at a stalemate, the liaison's role becomes less about impartially mediating and more about kicking their asses into gear.
"Do it," she murmurs gently.
Bizarre Love Triangle
Pairing: Rachel/Finn/Puck
Length: Seven chapters, all short, all funny.
Author on LJ:
adlervanAuthor Website: floramcdonald on FF.Net
Why this must be read:
This is one of the funniest Glee porn fics, if not THE funniest. Rachel, Puck, Finn and everyone else are perfectly in character (although Finn and Puck definitely get the best lines) and even though the situation is a bit farfetched, it works for me as a piece of A/U, kind of, and it's just laugh-out-loud funny. I hate to put a tempting bit here, for fear of spoiling something, but I guess I should.
Diplomacy is not her strong suit, for sure, but she knows from CNN that when two countries at conflict need to come to a peaceful settlement, the best place to do that is on neutral ground with a third party to act as an impartial liaison. In this case, Rachel knows she must be the liaison. And her mouth is the neutral ground.
So she settles onto Finn's lap, putting her arm around him, and kisses him deeply, once. He cops a feel but she likes that; she lets him touch her breast as she leans over and kisses Noah in the same fashion, a hand on the back of his neck, drawing him along with her. Noah resists for a second – she can feel his bumpy muscles stiffen under her palm – but he lets her pull him right in close, right up close to Finn. She feels Finn tighten, too, but she keeps firm – diplomacy is never an easy road, just ask Gerald Ford.
She kisses them both, sliding her mouth over theirs, teasing them with lips and tongue, letting them touch her as she eases them together, cheek to cheek, slowly kissing them at the same time, soft kisses, their mouths so close now, almost touching as they kiss her back, fighting for ground on her lips, their hands fighting for space on her back, stroking and holding her close, but she eases her kiss away, just the littlest bit, a hairbreadth away from them, leaving their mouths searching, seeking...
She licks her lips, tasting them both there, and watches, waits.
They find ground again. They find it on each other's lips, and she watches how they're tentative and unsure, mouths together but hardly moving, both gone still, both keeping their eyes screwed shut, brows furrowed as they try to figure this thing out and wait for the other boy to do something.
Sometimes in the diplomatic game, when the two opposing sides find themselves at a stalemate, the liaison's role becomes less about impartially mediating and more about kicking their asses into gear.
"Do it," she murmurs gently.
Bizarre Love Triangle