crack_van | Doctor Dementa and Lesbian Barbie by damalur (R)

Fandom: THE BIG BANG THEORY
Pairing: Penny/Leslie
Length: 474 words
Author on LJ:

damalur
Author Website: Archive of Their Own
Why this must be read:

If I could wave a magic wand to make my fanfic wishes come true, my first wish would be for more femslash in Big Bang Theory fandom. There isn't a huge amount of female characters to slash, but the few we do have are interesting enough to make for some great fic. Luckily, we do have this short, funny and undeniably hot story where Penny and Leslie Winkle may not like each other very much, but they sure do like getting it on.

There is a flaw in the hardcut diamond that is Leslie Winkle's mind. The flaw is very small, very nearly invisible, and unnoticeable unless you are inside looking out. Nevertheless, if the right pressure is applied in the right way, the flaw will fracture. The fracture will crack out like spider-veins, the spider-veins will hit a critical point, and the result will be ten thousand shattered pieces.

The flaw has a name, and the name that the flaw has is Penny. Penny is twenty-six, blonde, taller than Leslie but not by much, drinks too much, thinks too little, and has tits that would make Leslie envious if Leslie were that sort of woman. (Also if Leslie didn't have every opportunity to examine those tits in great detail whenever the mood strikes. Which she does.)

Doctor Dementa and Lesbian Barbie