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crack_van2010-10-01 02:55 pm
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He's Not Kinky, He's Your Governor by phaballa (R)
I'm MF Luder and I'll be driving the CW RPF van this month. I'll be reccing mostly the oldies-but-goodies kind of J2 and a whole bunch of Misha-centric fics. I also discovered, going back through my favorite fics, that I have a thing for Chad. Odd since I've never seen him in anything beyond Gilmore Girls and A Cinderella Story, but writers have a certain way of capturing his personality to make for good plot devices and humor. So expect some Mayhem thrown in.
Fandom: CW RPF
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, past Jared/Sandy, others
Length: ~13,600
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
phaballa
Author Website: CW RPF Fic Tag
This is an AU in which none of the CW crew are actors (except when Jensen went to LA for six months before coming back) and live your average 20's something kind of lives. Jared's into politics, Jensen's a dishwasher, and Chad's crashing at their house.
One thing I enjoy about this fic is the author's prose style. It's very conversational and while sometimes that results in bad!fic, this author pulls it off incredibly well. Brilliantly, the voice narration changes depending on what's happening, so if the boys are high, you feel high. If they're drunk...you get the picture.
As well, the snappy dialogue is great, Chad's obnoxiousness is hilarious, and even though it's kind of romantic, it feels so much more realistic.
Tommy really will eat anything, including the ejaculate of many strangers for very little pay, but he won't go near the jalapeno Doritos.
"Hell to the fucking no, dude," he says when Jared walks into their apartment with an armful of the snack bags. "Those things are disgusting. I'm not putting them in my mouth."
Jared refrains (quite manfully, he thinks) from commenting on the ridiculousness of that statement. He thinks that when your main goal in life is to become a gay porn star, you really shouldn't be that picky about what you put in your mouth, especially when you're already getting part-time work as a fluffer (and dude, some of those guys are totally gross, especially the ones that do straight porn—like, hairy and beer guts and everything) and the rest of your time is spent go-go dancing and attending "private parties." But hey, Jared's open minded about these things. Sex workers have rights too, and really, they should have more rights, like. Like unions. Although actual real porn actors probably do have unions, but somehow Jared doubts the fluffers are included in that. Someday, when he's in Congress, Jared will change that. Fluffers deserve rights too, damnit. He's totally going to get on that.
He's Not Kinky, He's Your Governor
Fandom: CW RPF
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles, past Jared/Sandy, others
Length: ~13,600
Author on LJ:
phaballa Author Website: CW RPF Fic Tag
This is an AU in which none of the CW crew are actors (except when Jensen went to LA for six months before coming back) and live your average 20's something kind of lives. Jared's into politics, Jensen's a dishwasher, and Chad's crashing at their house.
One thing I enjoy about this fic is the author's prose style. It's very conversational and while sometimes that results in bad!fic, this author pulls it off incredibly well. Brilliantly, the voice narration changes depending on what's happening, so if the boys are high, you feel high. If they're drunk...you get the picture.
As well, the snappy dialogue is great, Chad's obnoxiousness is hilarious, and even though it's kind of romantic, it feels so much more realistic.
Tommy really will eat anything, including the ejaculate of many strangers for very little pay, but he won't go near the jalapeno Doritos.
"Hell to the fucking no, dude," he says when Jared walks into their apartment with an armful of the snack bags. "Those things are disgusting. I'm not putting them in my mouth."
Jared refrains (quite manfully, he thinks) from commenting on the ridiculousness of that statement. He thinks that when your main goal in life is to become a gay porn star, you really shouldn't be that picky about what you put in your mouth, especially when you're already getting part-time work as a fluffer (and dude, some of those guys are totally gross, especially the ones that do straight porn—like, hairy and beer guts and everything) and the rest of your time is spent go-go dancing and attending "private parties." But hey, Jared's open minded about these things. Sex workers have rights too, and really, they should have more rights, like. Like unions. Although actual real porn actors probably do have unions, but somehow Jared doubts the fluffers are included in that. Someday, when he's in Congress, Jared will change that. Fluffers deserve rights too, damnit. He's totally going to get on that.
He's Not Kinky, He's Your Governor