Eight Crazy Pilots Serenity Didn't Keep by Tassos (PG)

[ktbean.livejournal.com]

Fandom: FIREFLY
Pairing: Just canon pairings.
Length: 2600
Author on LJ: tassos 
Author Website: Livejournal
Spoilers: Crossed with  Farscape, SGA, SG1, Star Wars, BSG

Why this must be read: Because it's funny. Really, do you need a better reason?
Tassos takes eight different pilots from five different fandoms and seamlessly weaves them into the Firefly verse.
For instance:

"Jayne found Han Solo in a bar looking for a mechanic to help him fix his ship. He’d given up by the time he landed himself at Jayne’s table – the only one left with a chair empty at this hour – poured himself a drink and said, “I hate this mudball.” Jayne figured he’d hit the guy up for a few drinks only to learn that that’s what his new friend was up to and being broke was his whole problem with finding a mechanic in the first place. They bonded over not being able to pay their tab and being too drunk to not get in a fight about it."

Eight Crazy Pilots Serenity Didn't Keep

Comments

[brunettepet.livejournal.com]

That was brilliant. River taking notes on acting normal from John Crichton has put a big smile on my face.