ext_144771 ([identity profile] big-twinkie.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2010-12-01 07:31 pm
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Stars Fall on Sandford (PG)

Hello, I am [livejournal.com profile] big_twinkie . During December, I will be the driver for Hot Fuzz.  If you need to see the fandom overview, go here.


Fandom: HOT FUZZ
Pairing: Nicholas/Danny
Word Count: 4000 words
Author: [livejournal.com profile] annlarimer 
Author's website: Annlarimer’s LJ:
Why this must be read:

This story is fun, charming, and full of the general weirdness that is Sandford. It's one of those slice of life stories, except, perhaps, the explosion part. But this is Hot Fuzz, so things will blow up...from time to time...

Excerpt:

When dealing with the vast distances of interstellar space, time -- and our concept of time -- starts to get tricky. The things we see in the sky are only as current as the speed of light allows. The moon we see is ten seconds old. The sun in the sky actually happened eight minutes ago.

The red giant Betelgeuse marks Orion's right shoulder (his right, our left). Betelgeuse, I'm sure you know, is getting on in years, and likely to go nova as soon as the mood strikes. Light from Betelgeuse only reaches us after 500 (and a bit) years of hard slog. So bear in mind that the following sentence, while accurate, is only accurate from a particular spatiotemporal point of view:

Just then, Betelgeuse exploded.

Stars Fall on Sandford
oxfordtweed: (FASCIST - Joyce)

[personal profile] oxfordtweed 2010-12-02 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Great first rec! I always forget how much Anne manages to just completely crack me up.
ext_7893: (HF1)

[identity profile] mikes-grrl.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
I can't read her stories while eating or drinking...
oxfordtweed: (Pens - Nicholas)

[personal profile] oxfordtweed 2010-12-02 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Honest, now. How many times have you made a mess of your keyboard?
ext_7893: (HF1)

[identity profile] mikes-grrl.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
For serious, too many times! I think Ann owes me a new keyboard. ;)

ext_7893: (HF1)

[identity profile] mikes-grrl.livejournal.com 2010-12-02 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
YAY! Hot Fuzz on CrackVan!!! <3

Great first rec, no one does HF better than Ann.