Kate Monkey (
katemonkey.livejournal.com) wrote in
crack_van2010-12-18 10:38 pm
Entry tags:
That Sex Pollen Story, by Storm Petrel (NC-17)
Fandom: The Losers
Pairing: Everyone/Everyone (or, officially, Jensen/Cougar/Pooch/Clay/Aisha)
Length: 1264
Author on LJ:
storm_petrel
Author's Website: AO3
Why this must be read:
As requested on
thelosers_kink:
"From the same arms dealers that brought you environmentally-friendly nukes, the latest in non-lethal chemical weapons: sex pollen!"
The old clichés are totally the best, and Storm Petrel proves it with this short piece of burning flashpaper hotness - a quick bang, the hint of smoke and you're gone.
Ridiculously hot sex, hilarious epilogue and delightfully in-character for something so short and so without plot, this is one of the best kink meme fills ever.
Excerpt:
They’ve been at it for what seems like hours, and Jensen’s starting to shake, every muscle in his body humming taut like a live wire. Cougar hauls him back against his chest, their skin slick together, his dark hair loose with a few strands clinging damply to Jensen’s cheekbone. Jensen moans, and he sounds like bad porn, and he’d be dying of embarrassment if he wasn’t so hot right now, so painfully turned on.
That Sex Pollen Story
Pairing: Everyone/Everyone (or, officially, Jensen/Cougar/Pooch/Clay/Aisha)
Length: 1264
Author on LJ:
Author's Website: AO3
Why this must be read:
As requested on
"From the same arms dealers that brought you environmentally-friendly nukes, the latest in non-lethal chemical weapons: sex pollen!"
The old clichés are totally the best, and Storm Petrel proves it with this short piece of burning flashpaper hotness - a quick bang, the hint of smoke and you're gone.
Ridiculously hot sex, hilarious epilogue and delightfully in-character for something so short and so without plot, this is one of the best kink meme fills ever.
Excerpt:
They’ve been at it for what seems like hours, and Jensen’s starting to shake, every muscle in his body humming taut like a live wire. Cougar hauls him back against his chest, their skin slick together, his dark hair loose with a few strands clinging damply to Jensen’s cheekbone. Jensen moans, and he sounds like bad porn, and he’d be dying of embarrassment if he wasn’t so hot right now, so painfully turned on.
That Sex Pollen Story
