Five Good Ideas by florahart (R)

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Fandom: STAR TREK:REBOOT
Characters/Pairings: Sarek and others
Length: 475
Author on DW: florahart

Why this must be read: A fill for the kink meme, to the prompt 'Five things Sarek anonymously prompted on the kink meme, and one time he deliberately de-anoned.' It is short, but it perfectly captures Sarek's voice and the sprit of the kink meme. And it is hilarious.

1. Describe the mechanism used to encourage maximum genetic diversity on New Vulcan. Please note the population on New Vulcan, after all were accounted for, was 10,207, of which 8243 were male, and develop and describe an hypothesis for the management of likely outcomes. No 'OOC'; Vulcans do not, except under extreme circumstances, display jealousy, nor do they weep, so if you must include these elements, be certain to describe their circumstantial genesis. Furthermore, please include realistic Vulcan sexual habits, and do be explicit.

OP here: and please, no Spock sex. I am aware this restriction means you have to either use a Star Trek: Enterprise Vulcan or an 'OC,' but I am unable to enjoy descriptions of Spock engaged in coitus.

Five Good Ideas