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crack_van2011-10-25 08:50 pm
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Gigolo by Kikkimax (PG-13)
Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: None. Gen fic, Tim McGee and Tony DiNozzo centric
Length: about 44,000 words
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
kikkimax
Author Website: right here
Why this must be read: From the author's summary: "A dead marine in an Armani suit means someone is going undercover in a house of ill repute." The great part is, the agent going undercover is Tim McGee and not Tony DiNozzo, and the "house of ill repute" features a handful of the funniest OCs you'll ever encounter. This story is incredibly well paced and fleshed out, the team dynamic (the "old" team with Kate) is brilliant, especially the interaction between Tim and Tony, who comes to the rescue when things go awry. This is a wonderfully long read that could actually be made into an episode (if we ever were so lucky...! LOL!).
Excerpt:
"Undercover?" Tony asked as he whisked out the calling card Collins had given him and held it up between two fingers. "I am so up for this, Boss."
McGee bristled visibly. "Why Tony?" he demanded as he stood up.
"Because Kate doesn’t have the right equipment," Tony deadpanned.
"Why not Tony?" Gibbs asked, turning his attention to McGee.
McGee only hesitated briefly before squaring his chin and answering. "He’s too old."
"I’m too what?!” Tony sputtered indignantly. “How do you figure that, Probie?"
"These men are early to mid-twenties," McGee stood his ground. "You… uh, aren’t."
"And you think you can pass for a gigolo?"
"Easier than you can pass for twenty-five."
"Boss," Tony pleaded, cocking his head to the side in disbelief as he pointed with both hands at the object of his disdain. "You can’t seriously be considering sending in the Probie."
"I’ve got to learn some time," McGee stood his ground.
"Tim, this woman might very well be capable of murder," Kate put in worriedly.
"And she could murder Tony just as easily as she could me."
"This is what I do, McGee,” Tony explained in a plaintive tone just short of angry. “I’m not going to make some rookie mistake and get myself killed. And you don’t ever see me trying to out-geek you on the computer."
"Like you could," McGee scoffed.
"Enough!"
"Boss," Tony threw in once more, gesturing emphatically between himself and McGee.
"Do you think you’re ready for undercover work, McGee?" Gibbs queried while glaring at Tony until he dropped his defiant gaze. "That’s not why I hired you, you know."
"Am I a real field agent?" McGee asked softly. "Or am I just the office geek? If I am a real agent then I need to expand my experience."
"Point taken," Gibbs granted. "I agree. DiNozzo."
"Yeah, Boss," Tony answered in resignation.
"I’m putting him in your hands. Go somewhere quiet and show him the ropes. We’ll attempt to send him in in the morning."
Tony nodded solemnly as he caught McGee’s eye. "Let’s go, Probalicious."
"Where?" McGee asked excitedly as he shut down his computer and gathered his things.
"My place," Tony replied with a sigh as he shouldered his pack. "It’s gonna be a long night."
"Thanks, Tony. Boss."
"If you get yourself killed I will kick your ass," Gibbs warned.
"Go get ‘em, McGee," Abby cheered as Tony led the way to the elevator.
Kate turned to Gibbs as soon as the doors slid closed behind them. "Are you sure about this?"
"McGee’s right, he’s got to learn some time."
"Yeah, but DiNozzo?"
"Tony’ll teach him right," Abby stated matter-of-factly.
"DiNozzo is the best undercover agent I’ve ever worked with," Gibbs agreed. “And don’t either of you ever repeat that, understood?"
“Aye, aye, Gibbs,” Abby said with a giggle.
Kate just rolled her eyes. “Like I’d ever tell DiNozzo something like that. His ego’s through the roof as it is.”
Gigolo
Pairing: None. Gen fic, Tim McGee and Tony DiNozzo centric
Length: about 44,000 words
Author on LJ:
kikkimaxAuthor Website: right here
Why this must be read: From the author's summary: "A dead marine in an Armani suit means someone is going undercover in a house of ill repute." The great part is, the agent going undercover is Tim McGee and not Tony DiNozzo, and the "house of ill repute" features a handful of the funniest OCs you'll ever encounter. This story is incredibly well paced and fleshed out, the team dynamic (the "old" team with Kate) is brilliant, especially the interaction between Tim and Tony, who comes to the rescue when things go awry. This is a wonderfully long read that could actually be made into an episode (if we ever were so lucky...! LOL!).
Excerpt:
"Undercover?" Tony asked as he whisked out the calling card Collins had given him and held it up between two fingers. "I am so up for this, Boss."
McGee bristled visibly. "Why Tony?" he demanded as he stood up.
"Because Kate doesn’t have the right equipment," Tony deadpanned.
"Why not Tony?" Gibbs asked, turning his attention to McGee.
McGee only hesitated briefly before squaring his chin and answering. "He’s too old."
"I’m too what?!” Tony sputtered indignantly. “How do you figure that, Probie?"
"These men are early to mid-twenties," McGee stood his ground. "You… uh, aren’t."
"And you think you can pass for a gigolo?"
"Easier than you can pass for twenty-five."
"Boss," Tony pleaded, cocking his head to the side in disbelief as he pointed with both hands at the object of his disdain. "You can’t seriously be considering sending in the Probie."
"I’ve got to learn some time," McGee stood his ground.
"Tim, this woman might very well be capable of murder," Kate put in worriedly.
"And she could murder Tony just as easily as she could me."
"This is what I do, McGee,” Tony explained in a plaintive tone just short of angry. “I’m not going to make some rookie mistake and get myself killed. And you don’t ever see me trying to out-geek you on the computer."
"Like you could," McGee scoffed.
"Enough!"
"Boss," Tony threw in once more, gesturing emphatically between himself and McGee.
"Do you think you’re ready for undercover work, McGee?" Gibbs queried while glaring at Tony until he dropped his defiant gaze. "That’s not why I hired you, you know."
"Am I a real field agent?" McGee asked softly. "Or am I just the office geek? If I am a real agent then I need to expand my experience."
"Point taken," Gibbs granted. "I agree. DiNozzo."
"Yeah, Boss," Tony answered in resignation.
"I’m putting him in your hands. Go somewhere quiet and show him the ropes. We’ll attempt to send him in in the morning."
Tony nodded solemnly as he caught McGee’s eye. "Let’s go, Probalicious."
"Where?" McGee asked excitedly as he shut down his computer and gathered his things.
"My place," Tony replied with a sigh as he shouldered his pack. "It’s gonna be a long night."
"Thanks, Tony. Boss."
"If you get yourself killed I will kick your ass," Gibbs warned.
"Go get ‘em, McGee," Abby cheered as Tony led the way to the elevator.
Kate turned to Gibbs as soon as the doors slid closed behind them. "Are you sure about this?"
"McGee’s right, he’s got to learn some time."
"Yeah, but DiNozzo?"
"Tony’ll teach him right," Abby stated matter-of-factly.
"DiNozzo is the best undercover agent I’ve ever worked with," Gibbs agreed. “And don’t either of you ever repeat that, understood?"
“Aye, aye, Gibbs,” Abby said with a giggle.
Kate just rolled her eyes. “Like I’d ever tell DiNozzo something like that. His ego’s through the roof as it is.”
Gigolo