crack_van | Lynch in a Pinch (NC-17)

Fandom: A-TEAM MOVIE!VERSE
Pairing: Lynch/Pike, Face/Murdock
Length: 11K
Author on LJ:

snack_size
Author Website: Snack-size on LJ
Why this must be read:

One of the great things about the A-Team movie is that the two main villains have this smarmy, sarcastic, hilarious relationship that makes for some wonderful slash. Lynch and Pike are just great together. This story, by

snack_size, is one of the funniest I’ve seen with these two. Snacks has a great way of injecting dry, witty humor into all her stories, even the angsty ones, but this one is pure crack, and it is glorious. (I would highly recommend all her stories, especially her M/F series, but you’ll have to friend her for that. In the meantime, please enjoy this offering, which she has graciously made public for everyone’s enjoyment.)

In this story, Brock Pike (who is still alive after the events of the movie) hires the A-Team to break a disgraced Agent Lynch out of a CIA prison in Eastern Europe. He does this, Face and Murdock surmise, because he’s in love with Lynch. He tries to deny it at first, and then... well, just read the story. You won’t be disappointed!

Lynch closed his eyes, took a deep breath. “Pike - Brock Pike - deposed a dictator to get money to break me out of prison because...”

“Like he said,” Face interjected. “You’re his cupcake.” Lynch reddened, put his head in his hands and moaned.

Lynch in a Pinch Part One
Lynch in a Pinch Part Two