crack_van | New Rules by queeniegalore (PG-13)

Fandom: GENERATION KILL
Pairing: Ray Person/Walt Hasser
Length: 1355
Author on LJ:

queeniegalore
Author Website: Queenie's Fic
Why this must be read:

One thing about Generation Kill (and its fandom) is that it has a lot of humour. Alright, it's often rough, and dark, and snarky, and definitely not fit for young ears, but it's excellent nevertheless.

This fic is, quite simply, hilarious. It's my favourite from the '213 Things Ray Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The US Army' Fic Bingo Fest, which was inspired by the hilarious and outrageous '213 Things Skippy Is No Longer Allowed To Do In The US Army'. The premise is that Ray and Walt play Calvinball for PT. I don't think I really have to expand on that much, except to say that this invariably has me grinning like a loon and giggling. It has a cute ending, too.

Ray had never really been much for team sports. Or organised sports. Or sports where you had to run in a straight line. Or around in a circle, for that matter. Or swimming. He fucking hated swimming.

Ray had never really been much for sports. He was good at them, most of them, and he did them, because the Marines kind of kicked you out if you didn’t, but until he and Walt started playing Calvinball, his heart wasn’t ever really in it.

Calvinball changed everything.

New Rules