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THE PORTUGUESE MAN'S GUIDE TO DATING by Guede Mazaka (NC-17)
Fandom: FC BARCELONA
Pairing: Pep Guardiola/Jose Mourinho, Pep Guardiola/Luis Figo
Length: 6308 words
Author on LJ:
guede_mazaka
Author Website: Tangible Schizophrenia
Why this must be read:
IT WILL MAKE YOU DIE OF LULZ. I mean, in retrospect this is kind of horrifying because good lord do these pairings ever end in tears, but even so, the comedic timing and the set-up and just the concept of a young Pep Guardiola as a reluctant and resentful seductress who isn't even very good at it...
The Portuguese Man's Guide to Dating
Pairing: Pep Guardiola/Jose Mourinho, Pep Guardiola/Luis Figo
Length: 6308 words
Author on LJ:
![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
Author Website: Tangible Schizophrenia
Why this must be read:
IT WILL MAKE YOU DIE OF LULZ. I mean, in retrospect this is kind of horrifying because good lord do these pairings ever end in tears, but even so, the comedic timing and the set-up and just the concept of a young Pep Guardiola as a reluctant and resentful seductress who isn't even very good at it...
The Portuguese Man's Guide to Dating