http://shinysylver.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] shinysylver.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2012-03-03 07:19 pm

sort of like the hilton but without pillow mints by tailoredshirt (PG-13)

Fandom: HAWAII FIVE-0 (NEW)
Pairing: Gen (Steve, Danny)
Length: ~1300 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] tailoredshirt
Author Website: LJ Masterlist and AO3 Profile
Why this must be read:

[livejournal.com profile] tailoredshirt writes some of the best humor in the fandom and this fic is an excellent example of her smart, cracky humor at it's best. She wrote this fic at a time when the fandom was saturated with fic dealing with Steve's incarceration at the end of season one in an angsty and often melodramatic way. She had a slightly different take...

This fic is hilariously cracky and shows Steve absolutely loving his time in prison. He gets to rest, makes friends, enjoys the food, joins a book club, etc. It is laugh-out-loud funny and a great fic to return to whenever you need a good laugh.


An Excerpt:

Danny glances down at Steve's arm, which is covered in a dark blue tattoo that looks like the graffiti spray-painted on the door to the washroom in his apartment complex. "What is that?"

"Sweet, huh?" says Steve, glancing down at it. "Been a while since I got ink for free. Well, it wasn't entirely free, I had to--oh, hey! Before I forget - tell your mom thanks for the care package. The guys loved the trail mix, and those brownies were amazing. Everyone's jealous of that washcloth she embroidered with my initials. One guy even tried to shank me for it, can you believe that? I was like, 'It is totally unlikely that your initials are SJM, so just back off, dude.'" Steve shakes his head. "It's so crazy in here sometimes."




sort of like the hilton but without pillow mints

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