Scorpius! The Musical by Kixxa

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Fandom: FARSCAPE
Pairing: Scorpius, John, Crais, Stark, Gilina
Author on LJ: kixxa
Author Website: kixxa
Why this must be read: It's brilliant, full-stop. Set during the "Nerve"/"Hidden Memory" arc, it offers spot on character voices (with a twist, naturally) it's hysterical and it's a frelling musical. And because I live in the hope that someone will write the score to this baby someday so I can sing it in the shower.

The music turns jaunty as STARK moves to centre stage. A spotlight illuminates him as a vista of green fields is projected onto the back wall.

..........[[SONG: Come, Walk An Astral Plane With Me]]

STARK
INSIDE MY BRAIN
THERE’S AN ASTRAL PLANE
WHERE I AM WONT TO WANDER

IT’S THE KIND OF PLACE
YOU CAN VANISH WITHOUT TRACE
IT’S FULL OF ENDLESS WONDER...

JOHN (SARDONICALLY)
Yeah, endless wonder.

PK CHORUS
TEAR THEM BOTH ASUNDER!!

STARK crouches down and looks around him wildly, before continuing.

STARK
FRESH GREEN DALES
AND FLOWERY VALES
IT’S ALWAYS PERFECT WEATHER...

THE SUN SHINES FREE
UPON THE BEE
THAT SOARS ABOVE THE HEATHER...

JOHN
Bees? Heather? Yeah...whatever...

ALL THIS RAVING IS DENOTING
YOU’RE A NON-STICK PAN WITHOUT A COATING

Scorpius! The Musical