crack_van | Ballad of A Broken Bromance by impertinence (Explicit)

Fandom: HOCKEY RPF
Pairing: Jeff Carter/Mike Richards, Jeff Carter/OFC, Jeff Carter/Mike Richards/OFC
Length: ~ 51,000
Author on LJ:

impertinence
Author Website: on AO3

Why this must be read: Because fairytales come true! With porn!

I proudly present from the LA Kings, Stanley Cup Champions 2012, two frat boys in love...

The long story of Richie and Carts includes years with the Philadelphia Flyers, a trade that left one in LA and the other sulking at beach houses and exiled in Columbus, Ohio, with little hope of ever being reunited in their career... and almost no chance to win the Cup together. (Here's a super fantastic primer by

riadsala from before the playoffs began.)
The short version is that the hockey gods work in mysterious ways to give true love the ending all the fan girls craved .... and by fan girls I mean sports journalists everywhere.

"Ballad of A Broken Bromance" covers all the stages of their tragic separation and adds porn. It's a match made in heaven.

Richie tugs her shirt off, then takes his off too, which is what clues Jeff into the fact that he's going to be naked along with Richie. Right, because that's how threesomes work.

When he's down to his boxers he moves in behind Jessica and starts kissing her neck. "Bed?" he says, and she nods, lying down and pulling him down on top of her.

It's easy to touch her tits from here, but then the bed moves and Richie's settling in on the other side of her. Jeff's not sure what to do, so he leans back and lets Richie kiss her, but keeps his hand on her tit. It's weird watching her press harder into the kiss when he plays with her nipple, and it's even weirder when he leans down to kiss her tits and Richie's right there.

Richie says, voice low, "Eat her out."

The way Richie says it, it's not a suggestion. "Sure?" Jeff says.

"Yeah," Richie says. "Yeah, I'm sure.

Seriously, I'd recommend this for the threesomes only.

Ballad of A Broken Bromance