Relief by Calico (NC 17)

[zaneetas.livejournal.com]

Previously on Popslash: "'Well, it could be a marketing thing,' JC said. 'You'd be our pretty young virgin, and all the girls would hope that they'd get to be the one, you know.'"

Today on Popslash: Relief (A kind of relentless NC-17ness that other fics only dream of achieving.)

Fandom: Popslash
Pairing: Group Slut Fic (GSF)
Author on LJ: ukcalico
Author Website: Temporary Insanity
Why this must be read:

I got an email yesterday that read, in essence, "Rec more sex! Sexsexsexandhello?SexwithJoeysex! Please? Thanks!" Heh. Dude, who am I to refuse a request like that?

Relief -- in which the *Nsync-ers each wager $10 grand that they can remain abstinent the longest -- is a brilliant story that goes above-and-beyond in fulfilling the criteria listed in that email.

First, there's sex. It's not a PWP, but... there's definitely sex. A lot of sex, even. And some of this large amount of sex? Includes Joey, who I know has been under-represented in these reccings thus far. Secondly, it's a story by ukcalico meaning that this sex, which at times includes Joey? Is wickedly hot. And, finally -- while wicked hotness is, of course, enough to recommend any story -- Relief is snarky, hilarious, and fun. Lance is at his most cunningly devious here, Chris at his most endearingly annoying, and Joey, JC, and Justin are just trying desperately to maintain any small sliver of self-control. You can probably guess how well they succeed.

Go!


Additional Information:

1. Wade Robson is one of the choreographers *Nsync used during their last two tours. He seems to live life awash in a sea of Michael Jackson dance-a-thons, hair bleach, ugly rumors regarding Britney Spears, and screaming fangirls.

2. GSF:


(From left to right, that's Justin, Joey, JC, Lance, and Chris.)


(From left to right, that's JC, Joey, Justin, Lance, and Chris.)


(From left to right, that's Joey, Justin, Lance, JC, and Chris.)

Wednesday on Popslash: "Wade is perfectly well aware that everybody hates him."

**Apologies for not following the 'Next On' quote from my previous post. Indecision rules my life.**

Comments

[autumnyte.livejournal.com]

Not to sound like a broken record or anything, but you rock! : )

Thanks for another great rec. I am now dead.

Nice eyecandy too. I've decided that they're at their hottest when their hairdos and outfits disturb me. Which is much of the time. *sigh*

[zaneetas.livejournal.com]

Thanks! You're very welcome for the rec and, as for the dead thing...well, Calico's stories seem to have that effect.

I've decided that they're at their hottest when their hairdos and outfits disturb me.

Were you referring that middle picture, by any chance? On the bikes? My personal favorite *Nsync photo ever? Hee! They all look just edible in that picture, I swear. Even JC, who's working the Circus Perfomer/Oscar Wilde/Easy Rider vibe. And Justin, with the rouge. Actually, especially Justin with the rouge.

You should love this pic and...ugh, where's the link?...okay, and these pics (http://www.livejournal.com/users/stubbleglitter/212646.html#cutid1). Disturbing hair? Eh. A bit. Disturbing Outfits, though? Oh, hell yeah. Specifically, Lance's shirt -- from the second pics -- which clearly comes from Laura Ashley's 'PCP Madness' Collection. It's like he's wearing one of those Magic Eye pictures, except with ruffles. (http://www.nsyncgallery.org/group/index.php?currDir=./TV_Guide&pageType=image&image=group2715.jpg)

[autumnyte.livejournal.com]

Were you referring that middle picture, by any chance? On the bikes?

Yes, I was. That pic is just...yeah.

Disturbing hair? Eh. A bit. Disturbing Outfits, though? Oh, hell yeah.

Thank you for the additional eyecandy. That first pic has pretty much broken me. Lance and Chris? Disturbingly hot, there.

Specifically, Lance's shirt -- from the second pics -- which clearly comes from Laura Ashley's 'PCP Madness' Collection. It's like he's wearing one of those Magic Eye pictures, except with ruffles.

Heeee!!! Oh, that 2nd pic is a classic. What the hell is with JC's pants? *dies laughing* Between his pants and Lance's shirt there...does anyone actually believe for a minute that either one of them is straight? ;-)

[zaneetas.livejournal.com]

What the hell is with JC's pants? *dies laughing* Between his pants and Lance's shirt there...does anyone actually believe for a minute that either one of them is straight? ;-)

Ahahaha! The naked lady pants! God, I love *Nsync's fashion sense so, so, so much. I completely missed that he was wearing those when I linked you that pic. Those pants are infamous, dude -- they're covered in huge classical art nudes and are just the tackiest, best way to represent world-renowned, 500-year-old oil paint masterpieces ever. The funniest thing about them, though, is that...and, really, your comment provided me with all the lead in I'd ever need to tell you this...both JC and Lance have worn those over the years. dacey has pics of that somewhere over at 5 Guys...1 Closet (http://www.puppyshelter.org/Stuff/clothes/sharedclothing.htm). So, straight? Uh...yeeeah.

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Specifically, Lance's shirt -- from the second pics -- which clearly comes from Laura Ashley's 'PCP Madness' Collection. It's like he's wearing one of those Magic Eye pictures, except with ruffles.

*snorts pop on keyboard*

What's with JC in that early pic, sporting the homey ballcap? He looks like Mike D's younger brother there. Who's, like, Screech.

I'm not sure about the bike pic, though. I like my Justin wispy. He looks like he's packing on some weight there.

[zaneetas.livejournal.com]

Who's, like, Screech.

Ha! Really, I have no idea what's going on with JC there. Amphetamines is the answer that pops immediately to mind -- or maybe he pitched a fit at the stylists about how he wanted to change his image and be more hip hop and they gave him the hat just to shut him up. Either way, there are two (http://www.nsyncgallery.org/group/index.php?currDir=./TV_Guide&pageType=image&image=group2716.jpg) other (http://www.nsyncgallery.org/group/index.php?currDir=./TV_Guide&pageType=image&image=group2717.jpg) pictures out from that same photoshoot and, in all of them, JC somehow manages to look an overactive 10 year old who's found his older brother's secret stash of pleather pants. Still, I've gotta go with Joey as being the worst off in these pics -- what with the WWF/Goth look they've stuck him with. Blech.

Re: Justin -- Dude, I can get behind the wispy thing but after some consideration, I think I'm gonna have to go with bulky!Justin as my personal fave. Just his arm alone there...wooo.

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Either way, there are two other pictures out from that same photoshoot and, in all of them, JC somehow manages to look an overactive 10 year old who's found his older brother's secret stash of pleather pants. Still, I've gotta go with Joey as being the worst off in these pics -- what with the WWF/Goth look they've stuck him with. Blech.

You are such a good *NSync fan to post these fugly pics for our public mockery. *g*