ext_1310: (we become alive in a time of fear)
ext_1310 ([identity profile] musesfool.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2012-08-14 10:55 am

Mr. & Mrs. Barton by shellybelle (Explicit)

Fandom: AVENGERS
Pairing: Clint/Natasha
Length: 13,630 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] kuhori_rei
Author Website: @ AO3
Why this must be read:

This is a hot, funny, and heartbreaking fusion with the movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith, wherein Clint and Natasha meet, fall in love, and get married, all without knowing that the other is a spy for a rival agency. Despite some lies of omission, they make the relationship work, and when the truth finally comes out, well, they end up making that work somehow, too.

This is true: When Natasha first meets Clint, she thinks he looks like the sort of rugged, coarse, snarky man who listens to country music and hangs out in seedy, smoky bars, waiting for a girl with the right breast-to-ass ratio to give him a second glance.

This is true: When Clint first meets Natasha, he is the sort of rugged, coarse, snarky man who listens to country music and hangs out in seedy, smoky bars, waiting for a girl with the right breast-to-ass ratio to give him a second glance.

This is true: Though Natasha's sexual history might imply otherwise, this is exactly the sort of man she likes.


Mr. & Mrs. Barton (Or: Why Natasha Sends Jennifer Aniston an Annual Apologetic Fruit Basket) by shellybelle

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